I am sending this from my phone. I am still in the hospital after having an appendectomy Tuesday afternoon. Should be discharged today. That is all. Carry on.
Yes, they did. I only have three small incisions. The prolonged stay was due to a low grade fever. They kept me on IV antibiotics for an extra day. Got home today.
Steal me a fresh liver while you're in there... I'll pay for shipping. Hope you're feeling better, bro.
Glad to hear that your home. It's nice that it takes illness and surgery to get you to post. j/k I've had that done for a different reason. I have three scars, one inside my belly button and two down in the junk region. All are barely noticeable.
I think they forgot lube on the catheter they jammed into what I presumptuously call a penis while I slumbered under the anesthesia. After surgery, it burned when I peed. I thought I had kidney stones or that my jimmy-hat slipped off during my last "visit" with Pukey. I would have requested the Asian-sized tube had I known. But, it's all good, now. My incision sites itch a little but are covered in that Derma-bond (Krazy-Glue) that they used in lieu of stitches so I haven't scratched my scabs off. When I do, I'm mailing them to Dwaine as asked. I spent the weekend playing "Bully" on the 360. I'll save my review for "Techno Arcade." Thanks to all (few) of you for your well wishes. Now, entertain me.
I save all my well wishes for heart surgery and cancer. God is not messing with you very hard if he gives you appendicitis with access to good medical care. You shouldn't tempt him. Although I'm sure it's no fun.
No, my wife is the cancer patient. It is she who had a colectomy. It is she who faces several months of chemotherapy. But it is I who had to change her ileostomy pouch upon return from the hospital where I had my small procedure which, by comparison, admittedly was hardly a blip on the radar. I don't think God is "messing" with me. I'm no Job. I didn't ask Him why He gave me appendicitis. I asked only that He guide the hand of my surgeon while I was under.
I asked God for you. He said it was because you didn't appreciate the frogs that he so generously sent you.
Sorry to hear about your situation Major. Glad to see you are all stitched up and my prayers are with your wife. If it makes you fell better though Saturday I went in for my yearly checkup got blood work and told doc about my strategy to reduce my LDL Cholesterol and since this year I'm forty he decided to congratulate me in a peculiar way by sticking his finger up my ass. I don’t know what the hell they really find out by that. But I asked if everything was good, it was an awkward moment for sure. So I think he told me yeah everything is good. So I guess my ass is certifiable. They should give out some sort of card for proof so I could put it on my resume or show it to chicks in bars.
Sorry to hear about your wife. My wishes are with your family. Unfortunately, I'm not sure if my membership dues are up to date with the big man so if you have a limited amount of people for giving you recommendations you might want to try Dwaine or Shmed first. I am pretty sure he might be pissed off at ucicare for trying to cash in with his couneseling/minister business. I don't think Joeslogic is known by the big man as his stuff is too boring to read, and I am pretty sure Nursey is working for the other team and disorder and phatboy are liked by neither the man upstairs or the man downstairs as nobody likes annoying dumbasses.
1) Were both of his hands on your shoulders during this "procedure"? 2) Did he sniff his finger afterward? 3) Did the exam last longer than 10 minutes? 4) Was he touching himself at the same time whilst murmuring "wahalloo"? If you answered "NO" to each of these questions, you're probably healthy and ok. If you answered "YES" to any, call Barry for counseling. I did.
This coming from the guy who post links to karen carpenter and john denver songs. Yea, we are the annoying ones. 5) Did he make you sniff his finger (dirty sanchez)?
