Writing a book is a good way to make alot of cash if you can sell a bunch of them. So far I have only come up with one. Please submit your titles so your fellow fugly members can help you in your quest for the next multi-million dollar best seller. "You have to want to fuck yourself before you can fuck a supermodel"
"How the Internet made me a Doctor" by Dangerous Dan "Dahmer is my Uncle and I borrowed his fridge" by Dangerous Dan "It's okay to fondle them if they are under heavy sedation" by Dangerous Dan "Mental Retardation: The ultimate legal loop hole" By Dangerous Dan "Men, the other white meat" by Dangerous Dan "I Just Swallow, it's high in protein!" by Dangerous Dan
So I see you liked the swallow book. I hate to break it to you but that Dangerous dan is a very common moniker. Anyhow I am glad you found a book you found useful even if I had nothing to do with it. Please don't let my lack of endorsement of the book curtail your enjoyment of your favorite newfound titles. Happy swallowing...... I guess.
Ouch. Your quick wit is so stinging. "I know you are but what am I: The undefensable defense" by Dangerous Dan "Keep saying the same things and eventually they will here* you" by Dangerous Dan *keeping it real
At least somebody was paying attention. "101 reasons why I'm Dying" by pukey "Chicks dig guys in Spiderman Underoos" by Schmedrick "Bleach, it does a body good" by Dr. Scum "No, as a matter of fact, I wasn't on Full House" by Colonel Havoc "12 Easy Steps to stop playing with your Joystick" by Lomo