Best Titles for multi-million dollar books

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousD, Feb 21, 2008.

  1. DangerousD

    DangerousD New Member

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    Writing a book is a good way to make alot of cash if you can sell a bunch of them. So far I have only come up with one. Please submit your titles so your fellow fugly members can help you in your quest for the next multi-million dollar best seller.

    "You have to want to fuck yourself before you can fuck a supermodel"
     
  2. DrunkenIrish

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    "On the road to success : The George W. Bush Story"
     
  3. phatboy

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    "How the Internet made me a Doctor" by Dangerous Dan

    "Dahmer is my Uncle and I borrowed his fridge" by Dangerous Dan

    "It's okay to fondle them if they are under heavy sedation" by Dangerous Dan

    "Mental Retardation: The ultimate legal loop hole" By Dangerous Dan

    "Men, the other white meat" by Dangerous Dan

    "I Just Swallow, it's high in protein!" by Dangerous Dan

    :)
     
  4. DangerousD

    DangerousD New Member

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    So I see you liked the swallow book. I hate to break it to you but that Dangerous dan is a very common moniker. Anyhow I am glad you found a book you found useful even if I had nothing to do with it. Please don't let my lack of endorsement of the book curtail your enjoyment of your favorite newfound titles. Happy swallowing...... I guess.
     
  5. phatboy

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    Ouch. Your quick wit is so stinging.

    "I know you are but what am I: The undefensable defense" by Dangerous Dan

    "Keep saying the same things and eventually they will here* you" by Dangerous Dan





    *keeping it real
     
  6. Nauseous

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    "Making fun of others DOES make you feel better about yourself" by Phatboy. :)
     
  7. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    :) At least somebody was paying attention. :)

    "101 reasons why I'm Dying" by pukey

    "Chicks dig guys in Spiderman Underoos" by Schmedrick

    "Bleach, it does a body good" by Dr. Scum

    "No, as a matter of fact, I wasn't on Full House" by Colonel Havoc

    "12 Easy Steps to stop playing with your Joystick" by Lomo
     

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