News tonight

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ucicare, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I'm only being nice to you tonight. Tommorow, it's back to normal.
     
  2. DangerousD

    DangerousD New Member

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    my grandmother:


    my grandfather the small town family doctor in his WW I uniform. He was one of 100 US doctors loaned to the British army and fought on the front lines


    My grandmother with some blue suit she gave me for christmas:
     
  3. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    All grandmothers look alike.
     
  4. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    Dan's grandmother has a nice looking pussy. ...cat.

    It had to be said.
     
  5. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    This is be nice to Dan night. Play along.
     
  6. JEFE

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    Dan's grandmother has a nice looking pussycat.

    There. Happy?

    Buzzkill.
     
  7. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I have his granny photoshopped onto a granny porn site link button, but don't have the heart to post it. I guess I am getting soft.
     
  8. GAS

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    My Grandma is 100 times more country lookin than yours!!

    Now if I could find that picture...
     
  9. DangerousD

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    That was ty. He was gone before I got there so I don't know anything about him. I can tell you that the siamese cat she had after ty whos name was Si was a mean motherfucker. When he would sit on my leg I would freeze afraid to move a muscle. He would dig his claws. Most of the time he would hide in the basement when company was around. When she would pull out her suitcase like she was going somewhere he would get pissed off. One time he bit her finger to the bone after she pulled out her suitcase. After she died he was running around wild for about 2 years before he was caught in one of those ratcoon traps and given to somebody. She got him after somebody was abusing him or something. Siamese cats can be pretty mean but they are also the smartest cats. I don't really like cats though. All my pets have been dogs.
     
  10. Nursey

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    Im not sure i do. One of the things i am asked most often when i chat to people i meet at parties - to the point of being really tedious (about 4-5 times at one) is where my accent is from. I have been told i sound 'posh', 'foreign', English, French, Italian, Irish and even American. But fortunately, they weren't a bunch of backwards, parochial hicks who measure a person's credibility by their similarity.
     
  11. JEFE

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    Yeah, well that would be vulgar and disgusting. My pussy cat joke was just a joke. Plastering the old lady's face on links to 'Granny porn' is just gross.
     
  12. JEFE

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    Yeah, I'm not a cat person either. They make me sneeze.
     
  13. phatboy

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    Looks like granny was flipping the bird at the camera man. That is a granny.

    Eastern Ky is fine. I have family in them parts and it is definitely different.

    You can find ass backwards anywhere. My uncle is in Lexington, but grew up on the eastern part of ky. The main part of family up there for me is in Virgie, just outside of pikeville. If you ever go there (yea) keep an eye out for all the coal trucks. They drive faster than Nascar drivers in some of the biggest street legal dump trucks you will ever see. On the border of KY and VA is the Breaks National Park, nice place to visit.

    There have been quite a few books written about my family, and even a couple got turned into movies (back in the 40s or so). This is all on my mothers side of the family. My dads side were Irish immigrants who settled in the mountains of Va in the early 1800s. My grandfather bought his first car when he was 12, just so he could run shine, or the 'original mountain dew' as he called it. when he was 17 he lied about his age and went to Normandy. From there he walked to Berlin. He met my grandmother in Frankfurt and married her a short time after. After returning to the states he was an instructor at Fort Gordon (once Camp Gordon where Sgt York was trained) and then he went to Korea. In Korea, as an MP, he saw one of his fellow MPs killed while on patrol with a South Korean MP, they shot the American and skinned the Korean. He came back to Ft Gordon where he was an instructor up to the Vietnam War.

    My German grandmother lost her entire family (close family brother, dad, mom) during WWII. Prior to WWII she won several awards for competition swimming, awards and certificates signed by your friend Adolf. If it wasnt for her I wouldnt be "phatboy". She was one of the strongest women I have ever known (not muscles, but in heart and spirit). She is the only person I have ever known that could swim all day and never get her hair wet......and in her 60s could outswim a bunch of kids.
     

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