Dear Dan

I feel an uncontrollable urge to laugh in the face of a complete idiot.

Please call me later.

 

I think Barry might be drinking tonight.

If one of you can record this conversation and then share it, I think that would be about the funniest thing I can think of right now.

I think it might border on this: http://forums.fugly.com/showpost.php?p=106419&postcount=17

 

Well I don't know about ucican'tbefunnyifmyfuckinglifedependedonit but, I suggest if anyone has extra free time (and this is coming from a person who has been drinking all night) that instead of reading uicares dumbass posts that the Lord of the Rings book with the full trilology big ass thick book in it is a better way to pass your free time if you have any even if you read it a couple of years ago. It is a really good book even the second time. I left my copy at my house about 60 miles away. I had just left off at where they were at the tavern with the raifs looking for them and "Stridor" or Aragon started traveling with them. I will be going back. It was detracting from the work I needed to be doing so I left it there on purpose. I am now regretting it. I had alreadly read it one time. It is a really good book and is easy to get absorbed into. Alright I closed down the bars to night. Apparently it wasn't the right bar for dumb chicks who wanted to be fucked one night and forgot the next although I wasn't really even trying sometimes it's better to drink alone when you have alot on your mind as long as you have it under control.

 

Why do you always have to reply with an essay? There's no fucking way I am reading all that shit; I do enough reading at Uni.

 

All I wanted was a friend.
lip quivers ....tears up.....

 

A Dan says I "advertise" being wasted all the time...pot, meet the kettle. Maybe we can get him to say he is never coming back here again...for the umpteenth time.

 

Once or twice a week. 5-6 beers. When did I say I was never coming back? I think you are confusing me with the Grim Jesus.

 

Yes, it was his gay lover that said that, not him. Shame on you, Schmedly! Please research your accusations better next time.

 

Boy, I feel like an idiot now...

 

That must of been one of the times I was fucking with you all to entertain myself.

 

Yes, time after time you have proven yourself a master of subterfuge. Little did we know that you pretending to be a doctor, using the grammer of a retarded 7 year old and posting amazing pictures of trailer homes was all just part of a sinister plan to make fools of us all!

Kudos.

 

I had to read that slowly to really appreciate what you said.

 

I only drink on days that have a 5:00PM in them.

 

What do we hate dangerousd now, allright.

In any case i may have a new job at a best buy.

 

We don't hate Dan. He's just the one in the family that is the most fun to pick on.

You can take his place if you like, now that you are a big time "Electronics Engineer" at Best Buy.

 

So did you get the job?

 

He turned it down when he found out it didn't include time in the "secret video room."

 

Are you saying he watched 40 year old virgin one too many times?

I will say that if you take your PC into a repair center, be prepared that the techs will do a thorough porn search on your device.

I think Schmeds dad brought his into CompUSA one time, our tech room was in the back, but there was a bench up front that we would hook PCs up to so the user could give us an idea about what the issue was. Well this one tech is hooking up the guys PC on the bench while another is talking to him, and when it booted into windows his desktop was about 30 asain ladies in various poses buck naked. Needless to say, they changed the policy about starting PCs on the front bench. It was awesome.