McDLT

Thats kinda funny if its true, thats like hearing about the low-calorie burger and all they do is leave the top half of the bun off, because it has the most carbs.

 

Yes, or the salads plus that are all lettuce and still cost more than a burger.

 

I remember the McDLT, it was the shiot. But that was back when they still put the burgers in styrofoam containers. When I was in HighSchool I worked at a BK, the hindus would want a 'veggie' whopper, which was all the gunk with no meat. Hilarious, it was even priced higher. Unbelievable.

 

Hey, you douchebag, I used to order those and they weren't priced higher. Now I get a BK Veggie.

Rallys (Checkers) had the best deal for those. It used to be like 33 cents.

And I agree with Reiz, the price of salads are ridiculous.

McDonalds fruit and walnut salad is a total scam. You get 4 apple slices, 5 grapes and a teaspoon full of walnuts for about 3 bucks. Before they started to have them pre-packaged, it wasn't that bad, but now it's a total waste of money. But damn those walnuts are fucking good and I hate walnuts.

 

I used to work at McDonald's. I remember making those things. I was also a giant fan of the McRib.

 

You worked at Maccas, Jefe? No way! Here I was thinking you're a stud with a big dick and a wad of cash, but in reality you're just another former jock with aspirations of some day working the grill.

 

I don't think Jefe was even a jock. I picture him with horned rim glasses and a copy of Blue Boy under the mattress.

 

I worked there when I was 16. I didn't say I STILL worked there.

 

yeah he's a fucking manager now, show some fucking respect!!!

 

Now you have me thinking about McDonald's and all the useless information I know about it.

Did you know it only takes 39 seconds to cook a regular burger pattie? Regular patties are 1/10 lb. and are called 'reg meat'.

'Quarter meat' is 1/4 lb and takes 104 seconds to cook.

The "Ronald McDonald" that you see on most commercials is actually a woman.

Go ahead.. ask me anything. I'll reveal all the McDonald's secretes no one is supposed to know.

 

What are the ingredients for their burgers? salt/pepper/msg? hog anus?

 

Two all-beef-patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun.

Come on. That was a lame question.

 

NO you bloody fool, whats the ingredients in the MEAT.. not the finished product



ok, so I see that you got confused, you keep the term patties, we just say 'burger'.. it refers to both the patty and the finished item.

 

I'm not confused at all. A burger pattie is the meat. The "burger" is the finished, assembled product.

The ingredients of the "meat" portion of the burger, also knows as the 'pattie' are, as you can probably guess, beef. I'm not aware of any other ingredients.

Anything else you need clarification on? Do you want to know what the ingredients are that make up the lettuce portion of the burger? I can give you a hint.

 

I want a hint, Im guessing, parsnip

 

1. Did you ever purposely contaminate a product and serve it to a customer?

2. Did you ever see someone else do that and not tell anyone?

3. Did you ever sneak food to your friends while on duty?

4. Do you still eat at McDonalds today?

5. Do you still have a subscription to Blue Boy?

6. Can I get a 2008 Fugly shirt in size XXXL? (I'll even pay for it)

 

You don't get "Employee of the Month" one time and look what happens?!

 

1. No.

2. I didn't see it but I heard that one guy urinated in the 5-gallon pickle bucket. I heard that another guy defecated in the same bucket. Someone put dead flies in a special order burger for a cop once.

3. I regularly ate food that I wasn't supposed to but I never tried to sneak it to friends.

4. I do.

5. I don't even know what Blue Boy is. Do they sell that in the South or something?

6. What's the difference between a 2008 Fugly Shirt and a 1999 Fugly shirt? Has Dwaine been printing more Fugly.com merchandise and selling it?

 

6, yes (not proud)