I just paid a hooker

five bucks to wipe my filthy asshole, right after I took a massive shit. Not because I am handicapped, or can't wipe myself, just because I love the feeling of knowing, I can humiliate this filthy whore just a little more.

It was worth every penny to hear her gag, and stifle a few tears. Funny part is, I got the five bucks back after I cut her throat.

 

Just another typical saturday for you huh?

 

did I say hooker? I meant GAS' mom. I see you are out of prison for fucking that 13 year old. hows free life treating you? Hows your sister?

 

Just when I think there is hope for you......

 

Just so you know, that girl I sent you to wipe your ass was fresh off the boat, I had her clean up some Haitian AIDS refugee's track marks before I set her loose to earn her fortune. I hope she didn't have any open wounds...

 

I knew I shoulda checked her i.d, ahh well. Life's doin alright I guess, freezing my ass off in this shithole known as Michigan that's about it.

Sister is ok, she might be moving up here actually. What a dumbass!

 

Nobody ever ID'ed me when I first started coming here ... I was only 15.

 

Yes, too old for dan, but they let you in anyway.

 

By the time everyone knew my age, it was too late! Mwahahaha!

 

oh yeah? wanna earn five bucks?

 

Wanna earn 10 bucks?

 

Wanna earn five kicks in the nuts?

Please see above, except you get ten, lucky bitch.