Evil church at it again.

Of course, these pieces of shit have nothing better to do than to boycott another funeral.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,324966,00.html

 

That is freaking crazy. Kind of funny, but crazy as jeffrey goings.

 

Maybe there is still time for Jake Gyllenhaal to repent.

 

After clicking that link and reading the article I was interested and read some more of the side bar 'related' articles. Very interesting. His maid saw him asleep at 1, and snoring, but his massage therapist found him dead at 2:45....hmmm. I think the maid did it, in the study, with the candlestick.

 

Maybe the massage therapist rubbed him out.

 

That was pretty witty.

 

first off, you know you are fucked up when Fox News calls you Evil. Secondly, I guess I have the closest thing to "hearing voices" about killing all of those people in that church. If I do decide to commit suicide, I will suicide bomb their sunday service , while clutching onto a couple of thier little children before I detonate myself.

If I do this, my real friends will be at thier funerals protesting

 

Now that would be a twist. A news segment worth watching. *friends at the funerals protesting*

 

You know how much explosive you could attach to dwaine? You could take out the whole block (or town) depending on how mobile dwaine wants to be.

Dress him up like the grim reaper, that would be freaking hilarious, except for the whole exploding dwaine into little pieces. Maybe if you were ID with a terminal illness. Instead of wasting away defecating on yourself.

 

I think Dwaine has a great idea.

And I think locals should boycott the funerals of each member as they drop off.

How about signs that say, "God Hates Bigots" and "Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged"