Does anyone know what cartman and kenny are saying in the

South Park intro. It's driving me nuts.

 

Nevermind:

http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/south.htm

Les: I’m goin’ down to South Park. Gonna have myself a time.

Kyle & Stan: Friendly faces everywhere. Humble folks without temptation.

Les: Goin’ down to South Park. Gonna leave my woes behind.

Cartman: Ample parking day or night. People spouting Howdy Neighbor!

Stan: Heading on up to South Park. Gonna see if I can’t unwind

Kenny (muffled): I like girls with big fat t*tties, I like girls with big vaginas (trust me, these are the actual lyrics)

Les: Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

Third season change:

Kenny (muffled): I've got a 10 inch penis. Use your mouth to help me clean it.
Seventh Season change:
Sometime I'll be old enough to stick my d*ck in Britney's butt

 

That's not a drive, it's a putt.

 

I always thought it was "people shouting howdy neighbor".

 

The real question is why does anyone CARE what Kenny is saying.

 

go clean Harlans pant's, again. you got him all worked up showing him porno, you clean up his shitty pants.

 

I thought Kenny died.

 

You BASTARD!!!

 

He was killed off, but then brought back a few seasons later.

While he was gone, they had an episode to pick a new friend (spoiler: it was Tweak)

 

I think Timmy is the most intelligent one on there, and he kind of looks like Dan.

 

I liked Tweek. Reminds me of me.

Leopold "Butters" Stotch is my favorite character.

 

I coulda swore he was saying "people starving hardly never". Cause he's fat and all