Did you know ... BULLSHIT.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by chester grape, Jan 21, 2008.

  1. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    This is the thread for posting those "Did you know..." factoids (above) that you suspect are actually a crock of shit.

    I'll start:

    - The ancient Egyptians bought jewelry for their pet crocodiles.
     
  2. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water
     
  3. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Penguins are born with a gland which is close to their beaks, when they drink the saltwater from the sea the water goes through the gland and the salt gets kept in that gland. When the gland is full of salt the penguin goes onto a rock and knocks his beak against it and all the salt empties out and the penguin can start drinking again.
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    The mass keeps each day heavier by tons, since meteoric dust on it agrees
     
  5. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Oh, I thought it meant they could operate desalinization plants. I'm like, "There's no way they could wear hard hats" sheeesh.
     
  6. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Thats really heavy.
     
  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    "Schmed, despite rumors to the contrary, actually doesn't own a Spiderman costume"
     
  8. fagnut

    fagnut New Member

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    ive been dating dwaine for 3 years ..he's a very romantic person and very well behaved
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you shut the ell up about our personal life, before you gets a beatin'
     
  10. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    I only own a mask. FACT.
     
  11. DangerousD

    DangerousD New Member

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    Fact: People are ugly and it would be better if they were all dead except for chance encounters with hot chicks scavenging in the forests. In other words the tiger kill on the drunk tards in the zoo was an ideal situation that God should repeat until there are hardly any people left and the majestic tigers and animals can once again roam the world free of the ugly vain pansy ass humans.
     
  12. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I nominate Dan for *President.





    *of the kentucky retard association



    .
     
  13. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    I think it's too late, I heard there was a 2 term limit.
     
  14. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    24 JAN 08: Phatboy made a funny. May it be thusly documented.
     
  15. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Good one. I took him off of my hate list for the day.
     
  16. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    The Word of the Day for January 24, 2008 is:
    cabal • \kuh-BAHL\ • noun
    *1 : the artifices and intrigues of a group of persons secretly united in a plot (as to overturn a government); also : a group engaged in such artifices and intrigues
    2 : club, group
     

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