The older I get the more fed up with putting up with other people's ideas of what and how things are done. I can't understand how there came to be so many weak tool boxes in charge of every last detail of society.
You about ready to come to work for me? $125K a year guaranteed to start. $150K if you make coffee and drop off my dry cleaning. I'm not kidding. You know you want it.
Where do I send my resume? I have been going to correspondence school and should be a doctor in a couple of more weeks!
Get a DEA number and the job is yours. I don't care about the MD part, I just need somebody to prescribe.
Can I wear a pimp hat and call you 'mah niggah'? Did Bear Bryant move offices? She could be our first 'ho'.
