I have a zit

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by JEFE, Jan 6, 2008.

  1. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    For the first time in my life, at age 36, I have a zit. It's on my chin. I have never had one before. Last night I ate a pack of bacon, a block of cheese, a couple chicken breasts and a box of crackers. Oh yeah, and about 14 beers. And a Hershey bar. ...and some peanuts.

    Please discuss. Am i finally reaching puberty?
     
  2. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    I did the same thing last night, the exact same thing and I don't have a zit...FREAK!!!
     
  3. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    I've been doing that same thing for over 10 years now. Who's the freak? I'm genetically gifted is all. Sue me.
     
  4. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Don't tempt me, I am 'merican!
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Wow, dude...

    Be careful...

    Your balls are about to drop...
     
  6. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Dunno if that was the cause of your zit but you might have a heart attack if you keep eating that shit.
     
  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    A block of cheese?
     
  8. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Staph infection. You overloaded your system with yeast from the cheese and beer, and you now have a compromised immune system. Expect a slow and lingering death. I doubt that you have more than 40 years to live.


    Oh, and enjoy the hemorroid itching that come with the yeast.
     
  9. xxAnais

    xxAnais New Member

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    Damn. Daaamn. o_O
    Admire the fact that one can greatly engorge themselves on all that in one sitting. Personally, I'm amazed the only thing that resulted in your eating fest was a zit, and not a myocardium infarction. Hoof!
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    shut up anus
     

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