So Britney Spears went Batshit crazy this AM

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Jan 4, 2008.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Is anyone really surprised?
     
  2. Joeslogic

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    What she do this time?
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

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    she wouldn't give her kids back to Kfed last night, they had to call the cops, then they took her strapped toa stretcher to a hospital for mental evaluation and for being under the influence of an unknown substance.


    I hope she goes and claims the paparazzi made her nuts, and sues, and they pass a law making paparazzi illegal. that would rule, and all those useless sphincter muscles will have to get a real job.

    If nothing else, they could make a law saying it's illegal to sell pictures of a person without their permission, that would make pap's dissapear over night.
     
  4. Joeslogic

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    All these tv stars are a waste to mankind but I sympathize with them regarding the paporazzi. I would run over the first one that refused to get out of the way of my car after giving a fair warning.
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

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    honestly, I don't understand why the stars don't just pepper spray these motherfuckers, when they invade thier personal space? Just scream at the top of thier lungs "OH MY GOD!!! HE'S GOT A GUN!!!" and use one of those police OC spray foggers that shoots like 15 feet. I bet they do that shit like 3 times on a group of those human leeches, they will not show up to take pictures anymore.
     
  6. Disorder

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  7. Lomotil

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    If I never heard a single word about Brittney or her husband, I'd still be able to get all 40 winks each night.
     
  8. Joeslogic

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    She has insane fans who want to do something to impress her. Just let the word out that if someone filled a crate of glass Christmas tree ornaments with hydrochloric acid and sealed the ends lobbed them at the paparazzi masses that she would be truly impressed. Or if you have not got the nuts then how about water balloons filled with oil based paint all over them and their expensive equipment?

    Do I have to show these people everything?
     
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    Ok Christmas tree bulbs filled to the top with super glue then capped and lobbed into the papparazi mass of cameras and bodies.

    Haha! that would be so fucking hillarious.
     
  10. Nauseous

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    If I could make a couple thousand bucks taking some stupid fuck's picture, I'd do it. If they don't like getting their picture taken, they can stay in their 20 million dollar house or buy a small town.

    Whatsherface loves the attention. She's got nothing else going for her.
     
  11. Joeslogic

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    I agree hopefully some of the acid, paint, or superglue lands on the hollywood star. They are the enablers (camera men) of the Hollywood worship cult though so its a means to an end.

    I guess those stars though are a different breed they do love that camera when its on their side don't they?
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

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    But thats the thing t\hough, thre are like 20 of these fucksticks on her at once. Im sure that people can price shop the pops, now. Its rare tht someone hits paydirt with a $20,000 picture. Now, i bt you get one of those new High Def video cameras and video tape her acting fruity, you could make some decent change, but its $5000 for one of those camera, and Im sure its near impossible to get that insured.
     
  13. Nauseous

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    Yeah, pictures of her aren't worth much. I think I'd follow Charlotte Rae around or something.
     
  14. Lomotil

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    Shit, at the going rate nowadays, I went ahead and threw out all of our old sex tapes. You'd think that people would jump on a video of 18-y.o. Brittney screaming "hit me baby" with the cock smacking her in the face, but nooooo...

    What the fuck happened to this world, anyway? :rolleyes:
     
  15. Disorder

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    It got shit on by a horny Japanese teen and then licked off and then puked on.
     
  16. phatboy

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    The sad thing is the people that really care about this crap. She is trailer trash. They are surrounded by drama. The fact that she 'complains' about them is BS. If they werent there she wouldnt ever be in the news. There are probably a ton of teeny bopper girls that got her CD for christmas that their parents probably didnt listen to, so now they are all going to be googling the image of her 'roast beef' and acting just like her.

    Im glad my girl likes hannah montana.....
     
  17. MAJ Havoc

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    I'm starting to like Hannah Montana myself. What's the countdown to her 18th?
     
  18. Lomotil

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    I just let out a Nelson "Haaaa-haaaaah!"
     
  19. Nauseous

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    Trying to get to Billy Ray?
     

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