KA-PPPPOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

That's an awful lot of belly button lint from such a small belly button. She must have been wearing a wool sweater.

 

That's a stripper belly button ear ring. All strippers got them.

 

It looks like a mini disembowelment.

 

Or maybe her tape worm is starving to death.

 

Damn. That was better. I wish I would have thought of that one.