it's 7:59 PM on wedsday night

I am off of work, and 14 beers into a case of steel reserve, and I cannot stop pissing out of my asshole, should i be worried?

 

You probably have some kind of flu. Things like that are common in playgrounds.

 

Ironically, so are used syringes, and broken crack stems

 

And future telemarketers.

 

Steele Reserve doesn't come in cases. It's a freebie with 1.75 liters of Crown.

I switched from Crown to Johnny Walker.

Give it a try. Less shits and the like.

 

I thought you weren't drinking anymore...?

 

Im not >.<