Schmed got me to thinking, and I was wondering, who would be the worst super hero? The Suitcaser! He has the inane ability to smuggle 2 kilos of pure cocaine in his rectum
His street name is 'The Trunk' How about the 'triangulator' able to give his exact coordinates of longitude and latitude at any given moment. Or, the 'regulator' able to cure constipation with the wave of his smelly finger (bobby brown is his alter egos name).
I was going to say Fartman. Damn, you beat me to it. I don't think anyone can dicount Shaquille O’Neal as "Steel". That was pretty bad.