fa-lalalalaa! Excellent! This is exactly the sort of question people should be considering whilst out selecting their gift for me. Good thinking, Disorder! Well, i admit i have been feeling a little 'toothpicky' next to all you fullsome, bottomed Yanks. I promise i'll try and gain an ounce or two. Other than the bag of lovely, sticky skunk i'm about to collect. I've prepared a special, Scottish culinary treat for us all: "That'll pit hairrrs on yer baaa's!" Awww. Well, it's the thought that counts, isn't it? Although it does appear as if he has a whole roll of those printed... Don't worry Schmed. I'm sure if we get him drunk he won't be able to tell one big, brown eyed, skinny bitch's bumhole from another. Shit...hold on....you're being sarcastic!? Awwwww thaaaaaanks Dwaaaaaaine. That is sooooooo swww...AAARGH YAFUCKING CUNT!!! Oh. That's much better. Thanks!
Awww you are so thoughtful Nursey! I always wanted my genitals to look like a children's playroom. I got you a case of these:
Here Nursey took me ages but i thought you might enjoy watching this as you let your christmas dinner go down.Merry Christmas you fuckin fruitloop
Oh goody. Thanks Lola! You know, t can get quite tiresome arguing with you all at times. Now i can get you all to just shut the fuck up and listen! My GOD. That's a fine stance! A top notch choice! And look - it has a really *great* review! Thanks UT! I LOVE it!!!
And I've finally found the perfect gift, 20 perfect gifts in all, and don't worry Nursey, I will be filling each one with something special for you! http://www.designforchunks.com/base.html
ALL of them for ME!!!? Thanks Schmed! I feel so spoiled. It's verging on artform it's so meaninglessly meaningful and unique.
The stick was impressive, to be sure... But not nearly as entertaining as the second half of that video. Thanks for thinking of me...
