For Jefe: I managed to get one of these shirts on e-bay. And these will set his white jeans off nicely: (Worn once). For Nauseous: Hate people? Communal situations make you want to scrub your skin off? No more worries about what kind of unhygienic bodily vapours, bacteria, fungus coated skin particles etc. you may be inhaling from nearby sunbathers with SUN POD. For Dwaine: Japanese Nurse Robot Will Not Leave You Hot Under The Collar We'll have no problems doing your annual prostate examinations now! Exploitable 'back door' bug enables 'Twendy' to provide "extras" on demand. A collector's item for Schmed: A fun, family favourite for UT: And some delightful 'shuffling shoes': A life size stone sculpture of Barry...for Barry: For Joe, obviously. An interactive video game for Checkmate: Chocolate Clone a Willy For Streaker so he and his new chum Checky can exchange festive choccy cocky! Lomo: Giant Atari Joystick is Just Enough Kill And for his 'little princess': Meowlingual: This is the cat's whiskers, an electronic feline interpreter from Japan. Now your moggy can tell you about the mouse hidden under the sofa. Bluelola: Flashing led 'kooshball' for 'lower' piercings. And: "Non-Piercing Strobing Nipple Rings - This beautifully detailed nipple jewelry has brilliant flashing lights!" For Maj: Color Changing Gift Box Distracts From The Crappy Gift Within (There's a $2 paypal gift token inside). Icenhour: Buffalo's Kid-Friendly USB Memory Sticks Stop Your Little Treasures Getting their Hands on your Porn Files Fernando: Ohhhhh Fernandooooo! Phatboy: (I kept the receipt incase he has it already). A gilt framed portrait (of himself) for Dan: Gitondeeznuts: 'Nut butter'. Canine STD: Moustache Spoon: Slurp alert. This two-tiered spoon from 1900 will protect whiskers from unsightly dribbles of soup and custard Homer: Beautiful New World Order Illuminati pyramid paper weight as seen being used here as an educational aide as Grampa Bush explains to the younger generations of the clan their special position within the heirarchy. Pimp: Just imagine...freshly minced meat always on hand for breakfast, lunch and tea! A penis splint for Tommy (he "broke his cock" on drugs). No more unsightly, yellow puddles around ankles for Tommy's mum: An educational book for Grim Jesus: And since none of the bitches notice him: I think if we just stick it outside the forum, he should find it when he comes for his nightly sniff around the boards and drag it back to his lair in the wilderness that lies beyond the city limits. That should make the long winter nights ahead a little less lonely. And Psychobob's Spudets reform for Disorder: Merry Christmas to one and alllllll! Apart from those i missed out because they either don't post enough or are too dull.
That is indeed brilliant Nursey. You are such a little Santa's elf. See - http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1231733377 .
Fantastic Nursey it is now on top of my Kennedy assasination papers and it keeps the radar jamming fans from blowing them around.
That's so kind Nursey. Also, I'll be able to fool myself into eating foods I don't like by convincing myself that it will taste better from a spoon with a batman symbol covering it.
Thankyou sooo much Nursey, the game will help pass many a dull evening with the other inmates.And as for the shuffling shoes, wow they will save my knees for more important chaffing.Can't wait to shuffle through some grime. Merry Christmas and thanks againXXX
Nursey I couldn't afford much but thought this would provide hours of entertainment over the long winter.Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, Nursey. I hope you find hours of entertainment, scanning and manipulating images, with your 12 month subscription to a premium gay jazz-mag.
aw thanks.. at least if i can mince my own burger and sausage meat i can be certain of it's wholesomeness.. tangling my teeth with the elastic delight of assorted porcine sphincter rings will no longer be a gamble i prepare to take when i chomp down on my barbequed goodness.. i got you these .. if you sit on your hands for just too long, drink a bottle or so of portugese sweet rosĕ, and feel the duende spirit.. you can close yourself and imagine yourself relaxing under the fluttering industrious fingers of trev .. another fine product of scotland... i booked him especially for you. yes yes yes bitch
I hate you Barry. That bastard elf thing turned me crimson. I bet i looked how Checky did the first time he had to buy anal tampons. Thanks Homer! It's perfect for the store of essentials i'm collecting for the nuclear fallout shelter that is currently being constructed in my hallway. But i hope there are no pieces missing. I don't want to survive the trauma of nuclear war only to get sent over the edge by a defective puzzle. Thankyou, Canine. You have no idea how frustrated i get at 'guest touring' for my material. I'm like a little kid in a sweety shop of chocolate starfish and candy-cock canes! Oh for fuck's sake. Here, have the flux capacitator i originally got Fernando but decided to keep for myself. Bastard. Ooooooooooh! Aaaaaaaaah! It's a dream come true! Wait a minute...it's crap!? Get me a kilo of primo Columbian or something. In fact, forget it. I'll get it my self. Twat. I found this in an antique shop today. I hope it's a fine fit for you... FERNANDOOOO! I can't wait to see what Schmed gets me. I hope it's not another bag of vomited up rose petals. It was a sweet gesture the first time, but a lot of that was the novelty factor. :-/
If I had a pair of purple cowboy boots, a rapier, and a cape, that would be so bitching. I got nursery this Become fat like us americans.
Great, now what am I gonna do with this bag full of vomit flowers...say, where is Nauseous?? Don't worry Nurthey, I sthearching for sthomething perfect!
What would the 3 wise men give a 'second coming' of jesus in the present day, I wonder? Some night vision goggles, a bottle of morgans spiced and a body shop gift certificate? What would be your answer?
