What are your plans for Today?

Thanksgiving.

Mine? My parents took a trip to Mexico, my dad gave all his employees today and tomorrow off, so me and my brother are going to do all the work they were supposed to do. So from 7:30a.m.-4p.m., we're going to mow lawns, prune trees/shrubs, and at the end of the day, mow this huge sized mansion type lawn. ugh, its gonna suck to be me tomorrow.

Plus, its embarrassing, I mean who the fuck works on Thanksgiving?

 

You Mexican?

Im going to eat turkey, watch football and take a shit. Other than that not much.

 

I'm going to not eat turkey, not watch football and hopefully take a shit.

 

... about to go out to eat. I need to buy some crap , is Walmart open today?

 

I don't know about walmart but unfortunately the liquor store is closed today so I'll have to settle for beer. Gotta have a little buffer for the in-laws.

 

you should kill them all, then commit suicide. Happy holidays@!

 

I plan on farting into Dwaines pillow...a lot.... its a thanksgiving tradition around here.

 

yeah, quit stealing ,my moms socks, faggot

 

Quit stealing my peanutbutter asshole. your "chocolate" does not in fact go with my peanutbutter, you fucking queer.

 

Something to read while you laze about digesting your meal: Thanks For Giving.

 

yeah. Fuck today sucked, it was cold as hell. Food sucked too, ended up going to AMPM(convienience store) and buying some chips, a burger, and a soda for Thanksgiving.

 

If it makes you feel better, I had grilled turkey, home made mashed potatoes, rolls, brocolli cheese casserol, stuffing and corn.

 

sorry bout that Nolo...

@ least I had a leftover Brat & sum beans along w/aliter of Tequila & a half pint of whiskey...

 

Yes, I had a little brutally murdered turkey. It was ok. Tasted kind of like baby harp seal.

 

My monkey needs some discipline and I shall tend to that whilst eating leftovers.