Madamme Borkofski's tits? Thanks!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by hstfixer, Apr 9, 2001.

  1. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    I've wondered if she thinks the snaggle-tooth is a trademark. She's certainly made enough money to get that fixed. And her bra only promised to "lift and separate." Mission accomplished.
     
  2. Lomotil

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    I have no idea who the fuck that is... But if I wanted to see a lemon in a slingshot, I'd... um, well... put a lemon in a slingshot.
     
  3. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

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    That's such a shame, about the boob job. Whoever that is.
     
  4. MAJ Havoc

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    It's Jewel Kilcher, kiddies.
     
  5. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Aww gee...you're so caring Lola. Except the stupid, vacuous bitch doesn't seem to think there's anything wrong with them judging by the way she's showing them off there.
     
  6. Nauseous

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    That's what I was thinking. So she got dressed and checked herself out and thought, "My tits look great tonight!"
     
  7. phatboy

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    Maybe she was taking one in the 'pooper' on the way to the snaggle tooth awards and didnt have time to adjust them, tuck them back in properly, before getting out of the 89 lincoln continental limo she was riding/living in.
     
  8. Nauseous

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    Oh, that's right. She used to live in a car and write poetry. How artistic. Maybe those are actually cup holders and not boobs?
     
  9. phatboy

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    I think this is the van she lived in, down by the river. By live I mean 'hooking for crank'.

     
  10. Nauseous

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    I always pictured her living in this and if you look closely, I think you can see her huddled in the back. It might be a piece of trash though... oh wait! Nevermind.

     
  11. phatboy

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    That's a fat chick car. Jewell was starving, well except for 'man chowdah', she would have been to skinny to live in one of those....
     

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