Ok, it's boring and i'm getting desperate...

So what's Ron's phone number?

 

This is one of thise inside questions that are supposed to be obvious to some?

Why am I always out of the loop?

Ah .... 49?

 

Dwaine? Do you remember the race-track where it works?

 

I read that and the Joe Dirt scene comes to mind. "It puts the lotion on it's skin"

 

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

 

I was asked to pass this message along from Ron to you guys.

"Do not try to contact me at work or any other way. I've got too much shit going on with moving and everything else to deal with the drama of this board."

So yeah, I'm just the messenger...I don't even know what the helll is going on. lol

 

I see.

 

Ron is actually an Okay guy, he told me he wanted to get banned. He also told me Pheadra puts out on the first date, which is pretty cool also.

 

Yea, if you want ghonorrea.

 

*Brief musical interlude*

Da Do Ron Ron / Lola

Phaedra

 

Why get banned? Why not just quit posting?

 

Rons a racecar driver. He sent me this pitchur. Those lines cumming off his back meens hes goin reel fast.

 

Befure enyone oohs and ahhs............ I canut tell a lie. I reely found out that he is responible for cleaning up bubble gum and debris from the track at this place.



I showd up to watch him race and saw him cleening up gum with a shuvel.

His back side was showing so I snapped this pic.

 

I think you mean Phatboy. He's the big Honda fan.

 

yes because i'm so full of STD's they could name a whole new one after me.

seriously though, i'm just the messenger (why i couldn't tell you to be honest). i really couldn't give less of a shit about whatever the fuck you guys are on about. means not a damn thing to me.

oh and i don't put out on the first date. just fyi and all.

 

Well that was random.

 

I might be able to talk some people from another board I'm on into coming here. But I doubt it.

 

I apologize, i meant to day "Phedra puts out on the first date, if you have enough cash.

 

or maybe the second date?

I think I put out on the third date once.

 

It was the Taco Bell.