Finally, a solution!

Someone's finally figured out how to absolve you of that icky "infidelity" feeling:
http://www.cheatneutral.com/

 

Presently, I offset my sexual indiscretions by switching hands each time I rub one out.

And sometimes I use phatboy's.

 

Just get one of these.

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/buil...campaign=GA1&gclid=CP_oo-WWzo8CFQg1WAodlEBC9A

 

I don't know. I'm not sure if my hands are ready to bring another into the fold. That's tantamount to an orgy. We're kind of old-fashioned.

 

Its not cheating if you just dump the stupid bitch that makes you unhappy.

 

:frown:

 

That's actually a brilliant site (and idea). A great parody...

 

"The final solution"?!.........that's funny you look kind of jewish/gypsyesque from your pic

 

Aren't you the cleverest little thing for being the first to point that out?

It's funny though, half of you whiteys think everyone who's not a wasp looks "Jewish".

 

Am I jewish too dan?

 

Well, it was what kept coming to my mind when i saw the thread title. That's what happens here. We point stuff out.

"Everyone who's not a wasp'? Come off it. I'd hardly say you just 'don't look like a wasp'. Anyone with sallow skin, Yiddish looking ringlets and a huge Jewish looking honker looks "Jewish". And it seems even you think it:

So, does that make you a wasp for thinking you look Jewish?

 

Sorry, that should have been 'does that make you a "whitey" for thinking you look Jewish?'

 

Great, between D and you it's like a constant battle for the title of Master of Obviousness.

 

Yes, it's obviously obvious.

 

If I had to guess I would say Pollock. Is that the correct term or is that offensive? Am I supposed to say Pollish?

 

If you could spell correctly, maybe.

 

well wrong again. I hope you are much better at dispensing medicine than guessing ethnicities.

 

you, my friend, are a jewnigger

 

either that or your mom wasn't....