Wow... I feel a decade anniversary party coming up... What's the proper gift for a ten-year anniversary? Is it still a nicely wrapped box of cowshit?
Damn, that reminds me... Where's my African-themed hand blown crack pipe at? Y'kno, like the one you made when you had all that extra green, yellow, and black trim to fuse into glassware? The one that gave directions on the pipe itself?
you know, someone bought that fucker right out of the kiln? I still have like 90 grams of the south africa millifori. (shocking i know, it's not just FLYING of the shelf)