Confession thread

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Nov 6, 2007.

  1. Fernando

    Fernando Member

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    I confess...I am not able to run a mile in four and a half minutes.
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    ultra mega-ZING!!!!
     
  3. DangerousD

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    Yeah. Ultra mega zing. I think you idiots have no fucking clue what my job entails. If I need a fecal occult blood test. I write an order for a nurse to do it. If some old guy needs an enema. I write an order for a nurse to do it. I am a highly educated decision maker not a grunt wallow in feces and bedpans. Also, I don't oversee a bunch of homosexuals in a porn store and mop up jizz. There is your ultra mega zing mr. scum.
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    close, i used to over watch shameful prominent doctors, judges, and lawyers traveling over 200 miles a day to be free in there homo erotic atmosphere with their misunderstood brethren. You're right, they had TONS of money. So ummm how many times a week do you tell your wife/girlfriend you are going golfing?
     
  5. DangerousD

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    Grasping at straws I see. Trying to lift the huge mega boulder zing off your shoulders but not even suceeding in moving it a single cm... Haw haw hah
    good show..good show

     
    Last edited: Nov 8, 2007
  6. DangerousD

    DangerousD New Member

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    Check out the GJ pussy magnet.
     
  7. phatboy

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    I was thinking the same thing. . . .

    With the money advantage/higher IQ/god complex you'd think dan would be able to hook up with something other than a fat chick. He probably holds that picture of Grim up in his bathroom with one hand.

    So what do you make a year now dan? And how old are you?
     
  8. Nauseous

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    If he just graduated medical school like he posted a few months back, he doesn't have a medical license and can't practice medicine unsupervised. He's an intern and they aren't rolling in the money.

    More than likely, he is doing all the shit work the actual doctors don't want to do and we are his scapegoats.
     
  9. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    I know you'll all think i'm an asshole for saying this, but the big, arrogant, nob-piece has a point. Forgive me!
     
  10. phatboy

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    You're just trying to 'weasel your way into his cooter'.....
     
  11. Nauseous

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    It's Dwaine's create writing assignment for us.

    I think that the thread was intended to be literal, but no one wanted to fess up.
     
  12. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    *blush*
     
  13. Bluelola

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    Wow, did you pick up that fancy terminology from watching "House"?

    I have friends who are doctors in real life (as opposed to just playing one on the internet), and they have a sense of empathy and can spell, so just call me skeptical and leave it at that.
     
  14. Schmed

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    He doesn't have spell, he's a "doctor" *snicker*. He made that very clear a while back.
     
  15. TheGrimJesus

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    Dan show us all post your Medical Degree. I doubt anyone will ever say a thing about you being a doctor again. We all will just be really fucking scared at that retards can get medical degrees.
     
  16. fagnut

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    and how exactly is that a wrong doing?
     
  17. phatboy

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    Here are my medical degrees. Please no questions though. I have to charge for answering those (part of my Dr. deal)....Im most proud of the one in the middle, thats from Emory in Atlanta. Bee otch.

     
  18. fagnut

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    how much did u pay for the colorado one?
     
  19. phatboy

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    It was actually pretty inexpensive, I cant go into details, the IRS may be monitoring this....
     
  20. Nauseous

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    How much did you pay for the sex change Dr. Weil?

     

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