Ooh...catty! I must be getting warm. And inviting whorish, trailer park, bouncy fuck sluts with 'low morals' hasn't already stained your pristine, saintly world? Even before the ugly...incident...in the office. But anyway, isn't this a classic post?
No. But then, i was brought up by sane, honest, caring human beings. Not an authoritarian, baldy, "bi-polar", cop-wannabee from a masonic background who worked in a state penitentiary, then at 'boot camps' for juvenile delinquents. Freak.
I guess a law abiding, non-drug abusing, civic minded person would look like FREAK to you. Again, have a nice life. I hope you eventually raise enough money to fund whatever operation it is that will align your assigned gender with your true gender.
No, not necessarily. But stereotypical, repressed clone-blobs with institutional leanings and a herd mentality like you do. Sorry. It's kind of fitting that your most moth eaten, tired out, old cliche is to be your parting shot. Well, if that is how you would like me to sum you up. Bye Barry. And watch out for the trout!
But the longer Barry tries to evade it, the bigger and more powerful the trout grows, until, on reaching his last breath on his deathbed, after a lifetime of running, the by now whale sized trout finally catches up and kisses him so intensely...it completely swallows his soul!
Show the man some sympathy. Just think how hard it is for he and his wife to fuck. I am surprised that between the two of them and the extra poundage that he was actually able to penetrate and impregnate her. I am guessing that he spanked his monkey and then used his finger to slime her up with some jizz.
That's one of the most hideous fucking things i've read here for a long time. Not least because of the disturbing ease at which it dovetails with everything else we have come to know about the 'Big Daddy Bear Man' giving rise to an *uncannily* clear and graphically explicit image. You're right. Poor Barry.
The climactic passing of Barry like a torturously large turd out of the forum's constipated asshole has moved me to write some poetry. OH BARRY Barry, oh Barry, Big, bald authoritarian manny, Why have you fled sobbing into the night, Since you discovered that Nursey is right? Did your overstuffed ringpiece emit a crestfallen sigh When it became clear the endgame was nigh? Or was it the sight of the other new forums That made 'The Man, Baz' feel a bit of a moron? Brushed rudely aside, just one amongst many From "Numero Uno" to "Who? Oh yeah - Berry". And so tearing down your fake 'fugly diploma' You now square dance to reruns of Oklahoma! So to you, your two daughters and suburban wife Have a nice, bland, American, middle-class life.
I'm Barry. Haven't you figured it out yet you stupid, stupid girl. He goes away and here comes Danny boy! Wallah!!
