No Halloween for you, perverts!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime_file/2007/10/31/2007-10-31_no_halloween_for_you_perverts.html

Now parents are printing out the little maps to stay away from the pervs houses. Now call me crazy wouldn't you want to go to those houses. Wouldn't pervs have the best candy like full size snickers and shit?

I mean think about it lol

 

You just want to get one of those big chocolate twinkies........

 

It's true, pervs give out the best shit. Just NEVER go into their house.

Best I ever got was this house in the middle of no where giving out 5 bucks, not kidding.

 

You earned that 5 bucks

 

If a kid is dumb enough to step into someone's house, he deserves a 'lesson'.

 

you like "lessons"

 

Check your apples for roophies

 

it was okay, the guy had a N64 for him to play with while he earned the five bucks. Speaking of mean things I've done to people, when I ran castle video and news in downtown raleigh, in the little booth was a roll of certs that some ass dropped in a puddle of jizz. there was this retarded guy, who was a real pain in the ass, I got the JM (jizz mopper) to retrieve the certs, and then after they dried, we gave them the greg the retard (his nickname was taco bell) and we watched him eat Mystery fluid candies.

 

Halloween is just a trick a joint effort by Carl Rove and the Illuminati to get people to buy candy.

Remember when you participate your paying for the Bildenburg's mansion and the illicit activities of the crossed skulls.