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See? This is why I have such an aversion to tattoos.

 

Nursey:

Nauseous:

Bluelola:







The camera never lies!

 

It's just one of those recursive phrases like "alleged suspect".

 

Seriously. I like good tattoos and good art. I don't like fast-food tattoos and I don't like Thomas Kinkade.

 

I almost hate to say it, but you guys look pretty suburban.

Hey, at least you chose a sheep. You know what they say about the sheep in Oregon.

 

Wait, didn't I say something about mousy brown hair earlier? Score me!

 

Nauseous, you have a lovely figure. I've never had a waist that good, even before having kids.

 

Yeah, well come and see us shaking it at Hooters. Then we'll see whose wild and uninhibited.

Yes, it's a pseudo alternative sheep. Black - just like all the others.

 

The synonym being authentic alternative.

 

Oh, your sense of irony is so biting.

 

Alternative to what? "Alternative" doesn't mean anything by itself. Then you add "pseudo" in front of it and you have another fucking adjective with no fucking subject.

 

...though i might on the odd occasion.

 

I'm just going to give you the unearned benefit of the doubt and assume that your abuse of the word "synonym" was intended as sarcasm.

 

Hardly missable.

 

No, it was an accident. I meant antonym.

 

I agree. Leave it to you to fall for it.

 

Oh good, that means you're not as dumb as you seem.

 

Fall for what?

 

Ughhhh.

 

Uh thanks...

Nursey, you should have made us look a little better. She's skinny and all, but also a little Boy Georgish. And you look like Little Debbie all grown up.