America's turd of the moment, Chris Crocker

Alberta Watson
is kindof hot though.... nah don't want to go there.

 

Ewww. I think I'll start calling people that piss me off, "Oedipus." It has a nicer and more literary flair than "motherfucker."

 

Well, Oedipus didn't know he married his mother at the time. The guy in the this movie fucked his mom knowingly. She had a broken leg or something and he was taking care of her.

 

Yeah, I read the synopsis on IMDB. I don't think I'll be renting that one. Looks a little weird.

 

Sounds like 'taboo'.........

 

Or the story of your ancestry.

 

You know if you werent from West Virginia that might have been funny, but in reality it is just a cry for help. You probably met your husband at a family reunion.

 

Naseous Wedding Photo.....nice trailer by the way....

 

Oh, wow. A smack at incestuous WV... how original. Yee-haw! Coming from a Georgian, no doubt. You know, it's the southerners who take the most stabs at WV. We can't help it that we broke away from VA 144 years ago and don't want to be considered a southern state.

You lost the war. Get over it.

 

I cna;tr see your pictrue fatboi. big red X

 

O rly?

 

I didnt lose the war. I didnt even fight in it. No one in my family fought in it.

I guess since I am from Georgia I must drive a 78 Ford F-150 with a 'Lee surrendered, I didnt' bumpersticker on it?

At least when you got married you didnt have to change your last name....

 

I have family and friends that live in Georgia. I didn't really have a preconceived notion about you, but it's always a southerner that makes the WV comments.

I DID have to change my name, but get this clusterfuck: His ex wife's dad married my mom's half sister and they had a son who is her half brother (from his dad's side) and my half cousin (from his mom's side). SO... my husband's daughter's half uncle is my half cousin.

 

Who else would? We live in glass houses down here so we always look to smear someone else if the opportunity arises. I have a saying:

ALABAMA: 49th in education......thanks, Mississippi.

 

This guy is seriously in my dead pool. What a fucked up why to get infamous: act like a complete jizz trap.

 

I hope you win that pool.

 

There's so many people in the pool. Someone will win. I predict he will die of AIDS or hepatitis A or B.

 

It's kinda like that joke about the tooth brush being invented in West Virginia, if it had been invented anywhere else it'd be called a 'teeth brush'........ glass houses have great views....

Paddle faster, I hear banjos.....

 

Yeah, we have a joke about what has 14 teeth and 48 legs? The funnel cake line at WV State Fair.

 

Enjoy

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Chris Crocker in a blender