giant clitorii?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Bluelola, Sep 22, 2007.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

    Messages:
    10,886
    Okay, so how did a ringing phone come into play?
     
  2. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

    Messages:
    633
    banana phone...
     
  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

    Messages:
    10,886
    I see. It's a phone with appeal.
     
  4. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

    Messages:
    3,123
  5. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

    Messages:
    10,886
    Actually, I looked it up because I thought it might be slang for something and saw that it was a children's album and they said cool, catchy, funny phrases like the above mentioned and "bananular" and "interactive-odular.
     
  6. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

    Messages:
    7,378
    Yeah, you said. You really are incredibly wild and sexually self-possessed for a girl of 13.
     
  7. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

    Messages:
    633
    I am completely lost... I thought you were making a banana phone reference.
     
  8. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

    Messages:
    633
    No, I just find it sophomorically amusing to remind you that you were thinking about my clit.
     
  9. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

    Messages:
    10,886
    I was.
     
  10. headee

    headee New Member

    Messages:
    1,124
    what the fuck is a banana phone?
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

    Messages:
    11,130
    Last edited: Sep 28, 2007
  12. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

    Messages:
    7,378
    So, your sense of humour is a bit feeble, really. Or should i say, 'etiolated'...
     
  13. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

    Messages:
    633
    What? I'm sorry, I've lost interest in your recursively dull repartee. You get points for using a thesaurus, though!
     
  14. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

    Messages:
    7,378
    It took you two days to decide that actually, you are bored? So bored that you have to point it out? I would have been more inclined to believe that if you had just left it unanswered. But anyway.

    My previous post wasn't intended to be colourful, sparkling repartee. Your post didn't inspire anything along those lines. I was just dryly pointing out that your idea of amusement was dire - coupled with a sarcy dig at your use of such showy language to make such a cloddish attempt at being clever or witty.

    That's about all you get 'points' for, dear.
     
  15. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

    Messages:
    633
    I was bored with it so it took me two days to bother coming back and reading it.

    What's funny about that is that I wasn't using showy language... so how do they talk where you're from?


    I'll make sure to use little words only from now on when I talk to you. None of that fancy city talkin'.
     
  16. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

    Messages:
    2,055
    ooh thread dissection battle
     
  17. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

    Messages:
    633
    Still giggling over trying to figure out which word you found showy... "Sophomorically" or "Amused". Thanks for the entertainment! (That means "good time".)
     
  18. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

    Messages:
    7,378
    Of course you weren't. Not at all. Everyone knows it's perfectly normal to hear such lofty sounding expressions in amongst such worthless, pitiful shite. I am frequently admired/berated for my eloquent posts, so your attempt to portray me as inarticulate is going to convince no-one. But i wouldn't be so pompous as to insert words like 'sophomoric' into a line like that. It just has the appearance of someone who is going out of their way to try and appear clever. If the so called 'humour' ('you thinking about my clit') had been of a reasonable standard, i.e. witty and intelligent, you might then have managed to pull it off. Alas, it was not.

    Just don't try so hard to impress us. It will only do the complete opposite.
     
  19. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

    Messages:
    633
    Why on earth would I be trying to impress you? I don't even know most of you guys. If I'm going to go to the effort of trying to impress people, there has to be either a sale or a grade involved. The only thing I'm trying to do here is pass the time and amuse myself. You'll probably get used to me, eventually.
     
  20. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

    Messages:
    633
    I still think it's weird that you think my self-denigrating use of the word "sophomoric" is somehow "pompous" or "lofty". Fuckin' rednecks. Probably think it's somehow bourgeois to have clean underwear every day.
     

Share This Page