America's turd of the moment, Chris Crocker

So, this homo douchebag, no wait, he's the bag empty bags of douche get thrown away in, puts a video of a mental breakdown on youtube, and 4 million people watch it. So he is instantly transformed into a mega celebrity, which luckily will only last a few months (See Chocolate Rain). This guy is a tormented violent homo, with a Shitney spears fixation, and some big television executive was like "what if we gave him his own television show?" Well It was a meeting, and i am sure Chris acted like himself, completely killing any deal (thank you god of sensibility). Can you imagine an hour long virety show with this pile of human Joe? He was on TMZ recently outside some LA nightclub, doing the whole "LEAVVVVEEE SSHHHIIITNEY ALLLOOONNNNEEE!!!!" Schpeel for the paparazzi.

If someone is dumb enough to dump a truckload of money on this oxygen thief supreme, I command you ALL to email, call, write, telegraph, any communication possible to get me on that show as a guest, before it is canceled. I promise to tie that fruit into a arm-bar, and blind naked choke until he passes out, causing his anus to release and he shits all over himself.

 

Great, and then they'll give you a show. Something like "Anger Management: Don't Bottle it up, let it out" or "Take that douche bag". Which might be a good show. You just go around whipping peoples asses who have fame for no reason. Paris Hilton, anyone on "Extra", that Spelling chick (the ugly one), the crew of 'best damn sports show', Imus, Howard Stern, the list goes on. Hell then you can move to celebrities that just need an ass kicking.

 

Did we learn nothing from the Andy Milonakis experiment?

I'd rather see the Numa Numa guy have his own show. Just keep it to 10 minutes max.

 

call me crazy, but I'd watch a show called "take that! Douchebag!!!"

 

I think it's a good idea. I'd watch that shit. Go on Dr. Phil with some 'issue' with a woman, then when he starts talking to you like it's all your fault jump up, punch him in his nose and yell 'take that, douche bag'.

There are so many people that need that. Rosie, I'd love to punch her in the face. I think you could just go around hollywood punching people out.

 

take that, oprah!

But wait until one of those shows when they give all that shit away to every one there... Not only will you have punched oprah in the nose, but you also get a free TV to watch the rerun on...

 

Sounds like a good idea. Who's your "Take That, Douchebag!" candidate?

I'm tossing Kanye West in there.

 

yeah he deserves a "take that douchebag" , also both Hilton sisters, Nichole Richey (kicked in the uterus while she is preggers) the two Oil tycoon faggots gummy bear and grasy bear (I forget their names), Lindsey Lohan, K-fed and Britney (in front of their kids), and Rush Limbaugh, and that neocon asswipe on Fox news (the guy who is all about famly values, but loves phone sex). Wow, thats just the first season. My show will come on right after "Ow My Balls"

 

"Ow my balls" is fucking emmy winning material, however I think 'take that douche bag' would set records like nobodies business.

I nominate anyone watching an MTV reality show get a 'take that douche bag' moment

I nominate Tim Robbins and Susan Seranden(SP?).....

 

You have to put oprah on your premiere episode.

Send a message.

Otherwise you're going to have all these female voters brainwashed into oprah's flawed, endorsed, and compensated point of view. All of these women that feel that their voices aren't heard are going to side with oprah because they saw it on tee-vee, and think that ol' "harpo" is speaking with concern for the viewer's personal needs.

I stand in awe at how 'sheepish' our culture is.

So, anyway, schedule that bitch for your premiere, and let her get fucked in the ass for the merit-less, worthless contributions she's made to society that have served no other purpose as to send us backwards with the "going to use my gender and minority status to get me ahead" motif.

I'd be willing to guess that the average 'constituent' of the 'oprah clan' is completely unaware of the events that led up to oprah's success.

 

Sarandon, and they can take their Haitian AIDS immigration rights stance to Mars for all I care.

Don't get me wrong... I liked a few of Robbin's movies, but what everyone needs to wake up to is the fact that being a Hollywood persona does not qualify you as a political expert.

 

I never liked Oprah, tho I would have porked Ricki Lake given the chance.

 

You think we can get fugly to make some bumper stickerS?

Tim Robbins best part was as 'Merlin' in Top Gun. Since then Shawshank would be about it on my list. I mean he got killed by 5'3" Scientologist Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds, Im suprised Tom didnt say the 'gods came back' in that movie...

 

Shawshank is one of my favourite films, I also liked him in a few others, Jacobs Ladder was good too.

 

I dont recall seeing jacobs ladder, I might have to look out for that one. I forgot about Bull Durham, he was pretty good in that too.

 

DefiantlyJacobs ladder. He was amazing in that. I bet you can play 7 degrees of robins just as good as Seven degrees of beacon

 

Well now I have to watch it.

I have a pretty good background in film, if it involves me watching TV, and I havent seen it.

I still want credit as an 'intellectual contributer' when 'take that douche bag' takes off.

I have a nice Sony camera at work that we can use for the pilot episode. You want to knock out "John Boy or Billy" first? ? ?

Who else is a NC celebrity? I guess we can hit the houses around Lake Norman and knock on doors till a NASCAR Driver opens a door. Or Ray Caruth.......

 

nope, two words: Clay Aiken

 

Jacob's Ladder should be in your DVD collection. It's a fine film, executed perfectly... it just happens to have someone as the lead role that I wouldn't piss on even if he were on fire. But in all fairness, he nailed the part, and should've gotten a Grammy.

And I have no idea who this 'Aiken' fellow is.