giant clitorii?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Bluelola, Sep 22, 2007.

  1. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    So what your challenging yourself now? Or did you forget to log out of this name before posting under the real one.....
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    What BDSM fetish? Perhaps i should point out that certain aspects of fugly are not to be taken too literally.
     
  3. Joeslogic

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    It's not worth the effort Rosie will just go on mindlessly ignoring the stupidity of her statements in disbelief asking for you to spell it out to her in kindergarten terms.
     
  4. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

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    I was mocking you. Sorry about the subtlety: I'll use a brick next time.
     
  5. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

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    Same back at you, cutie-pie.
     
  6. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Well stop the talk and get pumping, you whore. I mean...super-sexually liberated being.
     
  7. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

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    Naaahhhh I'm not into machinery. Thanks for thinking of my clit, though!
     
  8. TheGrimJesus

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    The only mocking I see is of yourself when you post. I just sit here in disbelief that someone can be even more full of themselves then Nursey...

    It's a sad state of affairs when the discombobulating statements you make find themselves laying inside my head like day old chowder.. You know that odorous fishy smell without the texture.

    But I digress for a min & welcome you to the boards... With that said you may leave at anytime and take the sad impression of someone I far more respect and loath then you. She does it better and with a witty mastery of the English language you just don't have.

    As I know you want to make a sensational impact on the boards and impress us all. But the sad truth is it's been done. We have you covered we don't need another. I know I know... I'm sorry this little place was to fill the gaping maw in your rectum, from the last john that just found it way to roomie.

    But we have no inclination of sitting in your posterior, Rocking on chairs and watching sun sets as we watch you defecate on the boards with a lot of hot air with no substance or smell.

    Because a fart without smell is just no fart at all sweet tits. Now shooo run along and play in traffic.
     
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  9. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

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    Wow, it's sad but kind of funny that my time-killing has you in such a kerfluffle.
     
  10. TheGrimJesus

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    And you thinking that shows why you do not belong here.
     
  11. Disorder

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    Oh I'm sure if she was worried she wouldn't be up to 50 posts already, she'd be off scurrying into a hole in the skirting like all the other 1 time posters that some *cough* body *cough* keeps scarring for life. Dwaine I'm looking in your direction.

    By that I mean she's passed the initial hazing ,the thing is can we have another cat with claws around here? I predict a bitch-off, actually I might go start a thread for it ..
     
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  12. TheGrimJesus

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    It's part of the hazing
     
  13. Disorder

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    Well now she knows, thats the whole bloody plan ruined.

    Days of intricate scheming down the plughole.
     
    Last edited: Sep 23, 2007
  14. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I had a really spicy vegetable curry for supper, and my asshole itches.
     
  15. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Well, at least you're a well mannered porny, horn slut when you're not thrusting your mons pubis around.
     
  16. Lomotil

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    Wo, that's got to be the greatest post you've ever made...

    and as for the original poster's question to me, yes, I would revel in the opportunity to have a vagina for a day.
     
  17. MAJ Havoc

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    I'm thinking we wouldn't hear from you that day.
     
  18. unlimited-time

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    I see Nursey has a not so secret admirer, i bet you sit at your keyboard getting all excited when you post something, hoping Nursey will pay you a little attention.
    Do you get a little aroused when she does?
    You're like the snotty kid who sits at the back of the class attempting to be cool but all the time just wanting to grab the teachers attention so she'll think " hmm who is this kid, he's got something special"..no one loves him at home....aww poor baby.
     
  19. TheGrimJesus

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    Not at all my good man, I have never needed anyones approvel here. Ask anyone. I just show I'm not a one trick pony like you.

    Keep posting the myspace bullitens, what you're good at.
     
  20. Lomotil

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    I take it back... THAT was even better...
     

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