Yahoo! Slurp Spider, Google AdSense Spider

Why are they here and what are they?

 

Where do you see them?

They're all robots that each of the respective search engines use to index content. Them being here is a good thing.

It means that when people search for 'crazy broad', they will find your posts

 

Yahoo slurps, but does it swallow?

 

All over the boards. They were in a bunch of threads earlier. Even mine, so you might be right.

I click on "currently active members" to see what is going on from time to time and saw them. I got a little paranoid.

 

Uh, forget yahoo, what about you?

 

Everyone here is such a pervert, I must have started a fad.



The thing with old people is they will say to you.. you know the trouble with you kids, you think you invented sex!

And I would say, oh really grandad, so did you fuck grandma up the arse, pull out and come on her tits?

 

And grandad said, "hey you been looking at them pictures in my sock drawer again?"

I dont know but I think my grandfather was the coolest. Especially when he found my moonshine in the freezer.

"boy, thats the dangdest thing I seen"

"whats that grampa?"

"That bottle of gatorade in the freezer been in there a week and it hasnt froze up yet"

"uh grampa, dont drink that gatorade"

"dammit boy is that corn liquour in there?"

"yea"

"you better be careful some people dont make it right and it can kill ya"

"I know, we tested it"

"is it smooth?"

"ive had better, its kind of rough at the end"

"yea, good corn liqour is smooth all the way down"

He bought his first car when he was 14, so he could run shine in the mountains of Virginia. Then he went to WWII when he was 17. Landed at Normandy, walked all over Europe, met my grandma, got married, and my dad was born 8 months later......

 

I'm a prude. I don't even give head.

 

hmmm. what if I read you some poetry and shit?

 

You're dad was one month pre-mature and somewhat resembled you're Grandpa right?

 

yep, it must have been a wicked coincidence back then......and to even be born on the 4th of July.....

 

Is that because you won't, or because nobody will let you?

 

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pukey uses browsers from 1999, she doesn't believe in new technology.

 

she's seein em in the who's online list. they're not a problem as far as i know, although yahoo slurp spider can get a bit carried away. i've heard of peoples forums being visited by over 500 yahoo spiders at one time, all of em considered "guests". all that does, though, is inflate your "most users ever online" stat. there's some sort of crawl delay setting that a sites webmaster can put in place, but it doesn't seem like you need to mess with any of that.

spiders do exactly what ya said earlier, index content on webpages for searches their respective engines do. The google adsense spider indexes content to place ads that would be of interest to the users of a particular website, but only for sites that use google adsense. for example, after google adsense indexes the content on this site, the ads currently here would be replaced by ads for std meds, mental health facilties, duct tape, and scat porn sites...

 

You know I bet these search bots indexing threads and opening them is what is causing us to get The server is busy message and the slow loading.

Just a thought they would put a strain on resources.