Now I see why Barry hired Bear

http://www.fugly.com/pictures/15236/secretary_pretzel.html

I'd hire her too..

 

I dont know dude, when I clicked the link I got an ad for 'registry scan cleaner', and then I seen the biggest camel toe evar!

 

I knew better than to click.

 

I've clicked 9 times so far.

 

Only 9 you pussy

 

For the Lazy



Or those too scared to open it....

 

Uh, I don't work for Barry. I just steal his wireless internet from the office next door.

I actually print sports calendars for a living.


but if I could do the pretzel, i might not be selling calendars any more.

 

If you could do that I would plow you under the desk.

 

I think that pose is a little too, uh, odd. I mean the cool thing is she could lick your balls while you fuck her. But if you slip, you could snap her in half.

 

you can piss in her buthole, and it trickles down her face an mouth, then as you blow your load, you can easily snap her neck

 

Yea, but they kind of ruins the chances of a return visit.

 

heh reading her "deep" in-sights on here, why would you want one? MMM urine douche...

 

Please stop PMing me Dwaine.
I feel threatened, stalked and violated, and have contacted police.

 

If you clicked that link and did not get taken to a page on Fugly.com, will you please email me a JeffMezick at gmail?

 

Also, if you click on it and do not get the page at Fugly but get an ad, please check in Firefox and install the addon called TamperData and send me whatever info you can.

 

She's probably not joking, Dwaine. Knock it off, you freak.

 

you wish, Post one PM I sent you. You are a fucking liar. Are all women from Alabama mental nutcase liars?

 

I never messaged her once. Shes Lying. I hope she does contact the police, there are logs, and I need some free litigation money. I will have to sue her dad for the family trailer though.

 

Haha, she was askin for nudie pix in another thread for fucks sake.

 

Hey, welcome back fred! Seen Hellgate London is coming out this month, the Newer version of Diablo?