Football is Life.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Bear Bryant, Jul 18, 2007.

  1. Bear Bryant

    Bear Bryant Guest

    I had a nap vision today. It involved a score board flashing ALABAMA 27 Auburn 13, ....and Tuberfield reaching out to lock arms for the click clack walk at the Music City Bowl , and no one would join arms with him. The I saw a Colonial Bank lear Jet sitting idling on the tarmac..... with Lauder looking out of the window......

    I don't know what it means.


    Then I saw Llyod Carr wearing a Burger King uniform, with a spatula in one hand.

    I don't know what that means either.
     
  2. JEFE

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    I had a dream that the Ravens won last night but that some corrupt, retarded ref made a bad call and cost them the game. I woke up this morning and to my horror, it was TRUE!

    How do they justify 'make up calls'. That's total bullshit.
     
  3. MAJ Havoc

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    Yeah, they got the holding call to get another 1st down but that doesn't put the TD back on the board. They should allow replay challenges on pass interference. It's still subjective but they need a second look sometimes.
     
  4. phatboy

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    They do the same crap in baseball. If there is a close pitch called a ball, you better swing at the next one, cause if it's in the exact same spot it's a strike.

    I dont understand why they cant overturn bad calls. If they can overturn a catch, or fumble, why not a stupid flag. Should make it mandatory on all flags, if the ref calls a penalty, and a number, the replay booth should automatically verify that yes it was a penalty. And I am sick, and damn, tired of all these players hopping up after a play 'taunting' the ref to throw a flag. If the ref is influenced by a player he shouldnt be a ref. If he didnt see it, he didnt see it.
     
  5. Bear Bryant

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    I just had lunch with Mike Gottfried, who is an alleged football guru.

    He thinks that LSU is overrated, and will stumble. He also said that South Carolina is the number 7 team in the COUNTRY. I kid you not. He flat out believes that Florida is overrated, and will lose to Tennessee this weekend.

    He also said that Georgia is one year away from a National Title run.

    But what could he know.

    Just remember that I picked SC long before the season started based on Karma, not talent.
     
  6. TheGrimJesus

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    Fighting Irish! enough Said.
     
  7. phatboy

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    I predict UGA to beat TN and FL, and lose the east to SC because they beat us, TN and lost to FL.

    Of course I am completely full of BS......but thats the way our luck has been lately.
     
  8. MAJ Havoc

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    Enough said.
     
  9. phatboy

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    Are you mocking me my friend? :)

    I got tickets to go to Nashville the weekend of the 13th(October) for the Vandy/UGA game. Should be fun. . . . . hopefully we can win this year.
     
  10. MAJ Havoc

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    I just found a sales contact with free tix to AU games.
     
  11. phatboy

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    Sweet. I used to get some nice 'gifts' when I worked for NutraSweet, since they are privately owned the only rules I broke were probably moral ones.

    Can they get you any to the UGA game?
     
  12. MAJ Havoc

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    No, just home games. It's in Athens this year.
     
  13. Bear Bryant

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    You know that you are playing ALABAMA when......



    You are Arkansa, ranked 16th in the country, and Alabama is unranked, yet Las Vegas has the Tide as a 3 point favorite. :eek:

    You just can't beat the mystic.

    ROLL TIDE ROLL
     
  14. phatboy

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    ...all the sheep leave town.

    ...the wal-mart is sold out of pork rinds and peanut butter.

    ...the average IQ in your state drops 30 points when the teams bus crosses the state line.

    ...Budweiser has to make an emergency shipment to the 'zippy mart' cause they are all out of 'bud'.

    ...Dale Earnhardt conspiracy theorist try to convince you that his death was 'an inside job'

    ...the cry of 'it's not gay if your huntin' can be heard for miles around

    Come on, this is fun!!!!
     
  15. Nauseous

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    Are you talking about college football?

    I watched a little bit of a game last night and had to have it explained to me why they don't always start at the middle of the field.
     
  16. phatboy

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    You musta been watching the Maryland - WVU game. I think Maryland could have started in the middle of the field and it wouldnt have made a difference.....
     
  17. Nauseous

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    Yeah, I was and then I retired to the bedroom to watch "Forensic Files" :) but I could tell by the laughing in the living room that we were beating Maryland.
     
  18. MAJ Havoc

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    .....the local 'necks dust off their houndstooth spittin' cups
     
  19. MAJ Havoc

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    You missed Daphne's own Pat White directing the WVU offense. If they added a fourth play to their book, they'd be awesome.
     
  20. ucicare

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    They don't need a fourth play, since they only have three gazelles.
     

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