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You could do with broadening your vocabulary a little, but other than that, a truly first class effort. Bravo!
What a wonderful idea for a thread. Can anyone else 'post like Nursey'? Let us see your attempts here. Though i think Moskao's burlesque is going to be a hard act to follow!
[nursey post] The 9-11 commission *copy past 10 pages from moveon.org* GJ you dim bulb. Photoshop of an ass-faced grim jesus. *back handedly ask dan for sex in the middle of the night while sleeping pending GPS location of nursey abode*[/nursey post]
YYYYYYesssssssss. I think we have competition! Though points have been deducted for losing it halfway through with that very Dan-like ending.
No Dan. You can not have butt-sex with me. And i don't need any asshole tightening exercises. You are thinking of G-J or Headee.
Then why don't you quit asking for it? Anyway the Atlantic ocean is between me and your asshole. That would be like taking a plane to Scotland for a glass of water especially seeing as how you are not very receptive to the required training exercises.
I don't know? Because i'm really a big, hard, sexy, mean homo with a chiselled jaw who, determined to 'turn you', lures you over to Scotland to show you what's under his sporran? You tell me. It's your fantasy. Scotland is known to have some of the best water in the world, which is the reason why finest quality Scotch whiskey has to be made here. So i wouldn't be at all surprised if something like that could actually happen! Fortunately, i don't use a mobile phone, so your GPS tracking won't bring you any closer to my butthole.
I'm not sure i quite follow. Is this you trying to woo me with your ancient eastern European Ashkenazi folk heritage or something?