For some strange, totally unexplainable reason I have feel compelled to dip my toe in the murky waters of Fugly once more. Has much changed? Few familiar faces still here I see... *waves foam finger*
You play football? (I mean, real bleed out the ears football. Not that English silk shorts soccer crap.)
No, not football, I do play rugby, but very slowly nowadays. And no Pukey, you didn't hate me, but there's plenty of time yet... how are you? Last time we 'spoke' you'd just bought a house with a wierd cellar if I remember correctly.
I'll answer that. Nothing much. You became a boring bastard when you decided to chase your cock. But anyway, welcome back.
Geez. I bought my house over two years ago. Too much time has passed even if I did hate you, the hate would have died down by now..
Nothing has changed, i pop back every few months and post some bollox then fuck of again for months.Nice to see your still alive.
I must apologise, i was quite fucked when i wrote that. But it's true. I saw you! And now, here you are, back looking for some good ol' wholesome fugly fun, pathetically waving your big, smelly foam finger that appears to have half disintegrated (probably having been used as some sort of sex toy in your net trysts and cyber orgies over at 'the sleaze-easy'). Nobody wants you to waft that thing in here! Moskao will start humping the furniture if he catches a whiff of it.
As it happens I've been a very, very good boy and I am about to become a daddy. So I thought I'd get used to being in front of the 'puter again instead of being down the bar. Wotcha UT, Lomo, Doc, Pukey and the Big N, glad to see you're all still live and kicking. If even just by the tiniest thread. Where dat muthafuckin blood from da hood, Pimp then?
Congratulations on your recreational procreationary success, Dubya! Look out for some tiny jackbooties in the post from Aunt Nursey.
