If you havent seen this already.. then what rock have you been under!? seriously.. http://www.official-linerider.com/play.html Its fun and addictive, check out some of the videos too.
I used to think I liked Spam. Then as a kid I went camping with some friends took two cans of spam with me. Spam is one of those things that is good in really small quantities and not often. I never want to eat spam again after that campine experience. Line rider is like spam.
Line rider is cool like at work inbetween doing something creative. You should try this http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/10/mii.swf how evil looking a mii can you make.
So what you really mean is that it resembles some sort of chopped ham and pork product thats nice in sandwiches.
Oh theres a southpark one like that, you can create little south park style images of yourself. Don't like that one though, the designs seem kinda... gay.
I know this may be off topic, but if you pan fry sliced spam in with some rice-a-roni it is pretty fucking good. You can now return to your petty bitch fest.
Ahh, Line Rider. Such a fun game to waste a day or two (or three or four etc..) on. If your a pansy and think its too hard play line flyer...