Who wants to be me for a while?

I want to take a break. Anyone want my password for a while? PM me and tell me why you want it, and I'll send it to the most convincing.

 

Oh, stop snivelling, Barry! Don't you realise, the reason why i am so harsh to you is because....

 

We dont want your used up husk after you destroyed its credibility, we'll have too much work trying to restore a good name for you now.

 

Damn...there i was trying to gently resuscitate him, and Disorder walks straight in and shoots him in the head!? Awesome.

 

That was cruel.

 

...it's a very good sign!

 

I dont think I have time to bulk up to play the part.

 

Now that's just low.

 

Are you on some new medication that makes you weepy?

 

That'll be the Ritalin

 

Ritalin has the opposite effect in adults then it does children.

 

Menopause, or is it menapause?

Heat flashes? Alzheimers? ED?

 

Midlife forum crisis!?!

 

Just reading this, makes me want to take the browns to the superbowl.

 

Just reading that makes me want to back The Chiefs.

 

you dirty, dirty bunboy!!! Damn I got caught up reading this and school email. I still gotta take a dump. BAD!!!!

 

Well go to the restroom. I'm sure you were potty trained.

 

I know working the penal system, you had to see a hand full of kids wearing a t-shirt dress, and kool-aid makeup. It's sad and funny at the same time. Sort of like bob saget

 

reading that made me see your future.

 

them fighting words... you calling me Bob saget?