Schmed is dead.

Its been about a month since he last posted, in case any of you noticed. I phoned his cell, and got a "mailbox is full" message. I called the bar where he works, and they haven't seen him in weeks.

I checked the DC papers, could neither confirm nor deniy his demise.

Schmed is dead I fear.

I am sad.

I love you bro. Rest in peace. :frown:

 

Ahh fuck Schmed. And Chester Grape and all the other myspace whores. They're all deserters.

 

What she said. I have a myspace account but it's only so I can keep tabs on those deserters. Yeah, that's it.

 

I didn't know you could get a myspace account if you were over 30.

 

Chester Grape has a myspace account? What is it?

 

Not telling.

 

Never see him anymore.

Schmed logged into his myspace account today. Guess we know where his priorities are.

 

What is his myspace address? So long as he's not in trouble or dead.

 

That's how you know the fad is over. He is just out there looking at chicks in their panties.

 

Webcams are the bomb!

 

I peered over the MySpace fence. Schmed is ok. Chester showed signs of life on 8/8, samanthasez and headee are still prowling.

 

Then I feel abandoned. Again.

 

But dead people sign in accounts all of the time... Just check out profiles from "mydeathspace.com". These people are legitimately dead (I verified it with the ssdi) yet their accounts have been logged into. I guess even death can't keep some people from their myspace account.

 

MyPurgatory.com

 

Isn't that where we are now?

 

dwaine was on my friend's list for a few months, then he must have realized i'm not really his friend cause he deleted me.

 

That was so when he stalks you down and murderalizes you there is no trace of him on your myspace.

 

then i'll just be another mydeathspace.com whore.

 

Time to call in the emergency cheerleader...



He'll be here...

 

Pfff! He has hundreds of girls like that queueing up to have 'sexy talk' with him all the time on myspace.