So what should you do too someone who texts you at 4 in the morning?

So as we know I have joy joy happy time trying to get sleep. Most of the week for 8 months doesn't pose to much of a problem since I go in at noon and get off at 5 or 6. But Tuesdays is my 12 to 15 hour shift. So Monday I try my hardest to get to bed and get sleep.

Well my problems have been getting me the last week or so and last night I was up and down for a bit. I use my cell for my alarm clock since it's loud as fuck. So at 4 in the morning it goes off and my friend is txting me to remind me bioshock was coming out. Like I didn't fucking know! I txted him back like cool or whatever. and then he txted me again and I was like cool again talk to you in the morning or whatever. Then he txts me again to ask me what I thought of the new Halloween movie at this point I just got up.

So what should I do to him short of cutting his fucking head off.

 

I would be mad too. He could have just nudged you. Seriously... how rude is texting someone you are sleeping beside anyway?

 

Dan don't you have Malpractice to do?

 

I'm sorry, that shit made me laugh.

 

It made me laugh too, But why must he always do these stupid alter egos.

 

I'm not your fag friend Dan.

 

I know... must have just got new cell phones or something.

 

Oh and I didn't answer your question... short of cutting off his head.

SUCK HIS DICK

 

I save the dick sucking for the pros like you and the HIV whores looking for a fix.

 

Oh shit... good thing I keep around this for slick assholes like you:

 

So you like it in the butt instead, huh?

 

Yeah and again I bet you're an aficionado on slick assholes.

 

Nuh-uh... I already called you out for liking it in the butt. You shouldn't have spent all that time taking that picture and uploading it and stuff.

Oh, and looking up how to spell, "aficionado".

 

If you would have spent the same amount of time it took me to look "aficionado" You might have been able to read the pamphlet about how sharing needles and being a dope whore might lead to HIV.

http://youopenedit.ytmnd.com/

 

Is that all you got?

 

What you want me to start talking about your rape and murder fantasy because deep down in your subconscious you know you don't deserve to live?

 

Sure go ahead. I think it's fun to watch you try to 'figure' me out.

 

it's not hard to figure out trashy novels.

 

I find it hard to believe that you have ever finished a novel in your entire life.

 

lol ZING!!!