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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Anti-Thesis, May 14, 2002.

  1. Anti-Thesis

    Anti-Thesis New Member

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    For any who don't know me, Blow me...
    Please? It's been so long since I had a hummer.... Well, I found my way home after surviving in a place I didn't know existed.. I went picking mushrooms one day and before I knew it, I was trapped with some toothless indian broad.. So I says to the bitch, no wonder ya got no teeth down there, look at the condition yer gums are in... Well that's certainly the last time I ever go mushroom hunting without my thorazine...

    I decided to try a new drug.... DMT... Now there is a real adventure...
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    DMT is the shit... 30 mins of ungodly hallucingenic bliss...

    anyways welcome back Anti...
     
  3. Anti-Thesis

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    Shit alot of ppl have been through here while I have been gone... Member #'s are up to 2300....

    I have discovered my calling in life... Procuring large amounts of psychologically reinforcing stimulants, giving them to small children and sitting back while they suck thier parents dry through addiction and dependance....

    ha!
     
  4. Matthew

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Anti-Thesis:
    Shit alot of ppl have been through here while I have been gone... Member #'s are up to 2300....

    I have discovered my calling in life... Procuring large amounts of psychologically reinforcing stimulants, giving them to small children and sitting back while they suck thier parents dry through addiction and dependance....

    ha!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    sure does pay the bills dont it
     
  5. pimpchichi

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    i think most of them register, then read the forums, and then flee... never to be seen again...
     
  6. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    i think most of them register, then read the forums, and then flee... never to be seen again...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I think so too,most of 'em have no clue what they're in for.Then they check out the forums and haul ass.
     
  7. Lomotil

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    I think half of them register thinking that it'll give them a 'key' to visit the pay porn sites on here... when they figure it out, they bail. Just my $0.02
     
  8. Lomotil

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    BTW: Welcome back, Anti - even if I don't know who the fuck you are. At least you aren't half as 'new' as most of the people posting on here nowadays...
     
  9. tommy710

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    im new too anti and i dont know who you are either but i thought id just ike to give a big FUCK YOU for your return.
     
  10. Tojo Burbage

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    I'm new to these forums too... and i'm afraid that none of you will like me.

    Oh do fuck off. The reason why most people drop out is that 99% of the threads are absolute wank, with a vast percentage of contributions coming from maybe a dozen members or so. Typical content ranges from 'yo momma's a skank bitch' thru to 'suck my dick' and that's pretty much it.

    Hardly a fuckin rocket science is it?

    Love to y'all
     
  11. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    Oi Friar Fuckwit, you joined straight in a the 2,000 posts marks did you? Gimme us a fucking break numbnuts.
     
  12. pimpchichi

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    dubya, lomo joined around last easter, anti-thesis last posted regularly before that... so therefore they are not acquainted
     
  13. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya's Shit Pit:
    Oi Friar Fuckwit, you joined straight in a the 2,000 posts marks did you? Gimme us a fucking break numbnuts.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  14. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya's Shit Pit:
    Oi Friar Fuckwit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Fuckwit?!? Look around you. Does this look like the setting for profanity?
     
  15. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    uhhhhhh yeah
     
  16. GreenAppleSplatters

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya's Shit Pit:
    Typical content ranges from 'yo momma's a skank bitch' thru to 'suck my dick' and that's pretty much it.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Suck yo momma's dick you skank bitch.
     
  17. Tojo Burbage

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    Yeah Friar, that did come across slightly disjointed, apologies as I was sucking on a skank bitch joint the size of your mamma's stretched teat.

    See I feel better already!
     
  18. Disorder

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    friar doesnt have mother, he was genetically grown in a vat and can only eat liquid food through his belly button
     
  19. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    friar doesnt have mother, he was genetically grown in a vat and can only eat liquid food through his belly button<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



    *brainstorm*
     
  20. Anti-Thesis

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    HA!!

    TYVM I think I'll return again.. Didn't realize how much I missed you perverted fuckers.

    Hopefully there's still ppl here that aren't teenage wankers. I don't mind the old wankers, but the rest of ya can slag off.
     

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