A little place for Limpy...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nursey, Aug 16, 2007.

  1. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    I'm sensing there is a rift in here. You have Barry and Team-Feel-Good on one side, and Nursey and Team-Feel-Bad on the other.

    Who will win?
     
  2. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Team feel good has already won.

    Limpy is busy with real life right now. She will be around eventually.
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    how busy can she be? she has two hands, and three holes.
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    That's one for the bad team... :)
     
  5. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Well, she a career, a husband, two children, two employees, two homes, and two dogs to manage.

    You probably can only relate to the two dogs part. I understand the confusion.
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    and two client's waiting for relief massages... *rimshot*
     
  7. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    I don't get the "Limpy" joke. Why are you calling her Limpy?
     
  8. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    I think you mean *drumroll*, a rimshot is a hit of the metal rim and goes simply 'clunk'.
    Unless you meant "rimjob", but thats not musically related at all.

    Karma is going to make me screw up everything I know about glass art now.
     
  9. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    See here.
     
  10. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Thanks. I hate explaning jokes.
     
  11. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    I looked there and still don't get it.
     
  12. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Spazz.
     
  13. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Well, quit trying to read it out of the corner of your eye. You know your peripheral vision is fucked. You had an opportunity to fix it and now you are going to have to go through life not understanding threads.
     
  14. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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  15. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    You fucking dick! You're lucky my speakers were off.
     
  16. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Never gonna give you up....
     
  17. Nursey

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    Dwaine, what is that stuck to your shoe? You've been walking around with it for a couple of days now and it's really annoying me. Hold on, let me use this stick just to...


















    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! LIMPY! LITTLE FROGGY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



    Ah well. We can get another one.
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I'm sorry Nurseh... At least the new guy, dipshit is somewhat funny. Look at the postive
     
  19. Nursey

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    Don't worry about it, Dwaine. In fact, i'm glad that the poor, wretched little creature has finally been put out of its' misery. It's Barry i'm concerned about. He needs feeble, spineless sluts like Mia and Limpy to give him a sense of importance. He really felt like 'DA MAAAN!' having that slimey little thing limping enthusiastically after him. I suppose wishful thinking made him believe everything the slippery one cooed to him in her syruppy tongued butt-lickery.
     
  20. ucicare

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    You are over your quota for words that end in Y. I think the Y thing is a fetish, NurseY.
     

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