My 7 year old boy is crazy, and moody, however I can get him to laugh pretty quick if I spray him with a water gun. Ive never seen a child that age serious about suicide, let alone imagine what it would take to get a kid to that point. "Cut off your T.V. and go to bed" "Screw you Im outa here" I would bet 999 out of 1000 kids that age that have ever said anything like 'I'll kill myself' are looking for attention, which is probably what this kid wanted, boy did he get it. I think the taser is a good thing, in the right hands. pssst. I can't believe you busted me out for deleting that......
Note to self, DO NOT LET PUKEY BE A COP..... you can now carry on with your normally scheduled program...... "Do you know why I stopped you?" "Uh, no ma'am, I wasnt speeding" "GZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" "I just wanted to give you a little of that, you looked like you needed a good tasing, oh and put your seatbelt back on"
I have, often. i have seen a seven year old stab himself in the neck with a butcher knife. I have seen an 8 year old lay in the street at night on a blind hill. I have seen at least two kids jump from a moving car that i was driving, and I know of about 15 others who have jumped. I had a 9 year old try to jump from a second story bedroom two months ago. I had to take a knife from an 11 year old this week right in my office. As far as imaging what it takes to get a child there - how about this short list? 1. Sexual abuse/rape/sodomy 2. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome 3. Torture 4. Starvation 5. Mental illness in the child and family 6. brain damage from beatings. Sometimes it does us good to remember that for some kids the "monster in the closet" is real.
I've seen/been through some bad stuff, but I dont know how you can go through that. It would have me wanting to off myself.
The ruse is simple, They say "I know where you got those shoes." You bet them $5.00 that they don't. They say, "you got them on your feet." They then demand $10.00. You say what? I thought it was $5.00. They say Ok had it over, and make a big assed scene if you don't. I messed one up last time I was there by explaining to a panhandler that the verb "got" speaks of aquisiton, not location. If he had said" I know where you have those shoes, it would have refered to location. I demanded $5.00 becasue he couldn't tell me where I "got" the shoes, and he freaked. He wanted his money, and got kind of crazy. I simply started yelling POLICE! POLICE! because I thought it was funny and was all an act. The guy went completely nuts then, and it probably would have gotten ugly except the police did show up on the run. I learned a good lesson, which is to simply ignore them. Again, I thought they were going to arrest us both. So take your lithium like a good little man/girl and leave me alone.
I think I still have an old picture of Nursey. Does anyone besides me think that she is clutching a penis and hiding an Adams apple with the choker? Maybe she misses it. (the penis). That would explain everything. Pimp is to the left. Psycho Bob is to the right. I think Psycho Bob left the stage before the curtain came down. I don't think that part is funny. I hope he found peace.
.. i promised i wouldn't jump back into that conversation again.. but then, maybe that will be what it takes to jolt her out of this weirddom that she 'seems' to be in. 'and tonight the role of nursey will be played by __________ '
