Cigarettes

I have cigs in the freezer. I could smoke one. I quit months ago, but I could be all bad and smoke like I'm 15.

 

Goodnight Pukey.

 

I need to sleep and not smoke. Goodnight.

 

Well, not really, You have a hooker, Sarah and I ate the Ham for lunch

 

It's a nice night and I always liked smoking on a nice night. Dumb idea. I really hate cigs, but sometimes I miss them.

 

Smoke it's good for you. I wish they would make weed legal so I can smoke it. For some strange reason I been craving weed as of late and I haven't smoked any since I was 20.

 

I get that way sometimes. Just memories, I guess.

 

Yeah like Sunday when I could start eating soft things. My wife made me soup a PB&J sandwich & A string cheese.

I so felt like I was 5 again.

 

Aww, that's so cute. Did she read you a bedtime story?

 

Why do you have cigarettes in the freezer? Did you stockpile in anticipation of a tax hike, or do you keep your batteries in the fridge, too?

 

I still have dreams about smoking and I quit in 1995. But in the dreams I am disappointed that I broke my streak and started again. I awake still smokeless and relieved. But the lambs are still screaming.......

 

I didn't smoke that night.

I kept them in the freezer to keep them "fresh" and they are menthols, so they would be nice and cold and minty.

And I use rechargeable batteries. Especially when I'm out taking pictures. You can charge them up in the car, so your batteries never go dead.