and they don't accelerate, what do you do? Personally, I fly up as close to the ass of their car as possible before slowing down. Sometimes I just go around them (pass them). This morning, I did my usual 'riding up the ass of the car' thing and the bitch did the infuriating 'slam on the brakes thing' and kept looking in her rearview mirror. So I did the obvious, 'I'm writing down your license plate number' thing. And then later she stops traffic to let people in and out of Hardees and then runs a red light. I didn't go all road rage in her ass, but I wanted to. I have a list of makes, models and license plates and one day, I will find her shitty red, 4 door cavalier with the Winnie the Pooh bear attached to the back glass and I will get it. I had an ex who had someone do the 'slam on the brakes thing' and he hit them... repeatedly. I would love to do that but I have airbags. The majority of the people who make me mad on the road are women. Women CANNOT drive.
I can tolerate a women who has difficulty driving unless that bitch is jabbering on the phone! HANG UP AND DRIVE!! IF you can phone and drive; great. If you drive poorly; I forgive you. If you're driving poorly because you insist on running your cock sucker while you swerve; DIE!!!! Whew....I feel a little better.
Hmmmmm. Where were you going this morning in such a hurry? See that what happens when people get in too big a hurry....
you will feel a lot better if you go on and report those plates. women can't drive and men steal gas. i went to the local shell station this morning and on the register so you can't see your total is the driver's license of a man from daphne (...) who filled up and took off. something like $50 in gas on his minivan. they had his name and street address, social security number, everything in plain view. they should have called the police on his ass - revenge... two wrongs just don't make a right.
How did they get his license, SS# and other information? Did the Maj leave some DNA behind at the scene? It was those dang JUGGZ magazines I bet.....
I used to drive a 1974 vallant when I was 18, and it had no horn, so I saved my empty beer bottles, and they work much better than a horn.
They better hope that the person that stole the gas is really the person that they posted all the personal info about. I smell a defamation/slander lawsuit.
It made the corona sounds, like a small foghorn, it is probably louder if you take the yuppie lime out of it.....
