local telivision reporting assholes

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Jul 20, 2007.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    yes, the news, first a murder, then a rape, then some asshole in a ridiculous costume shelling harry potter books, you are the reason I spent $400 on brush guards for my SUV. I hope you can run faster than I can drive.
     
  2. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    Make sure you're dressed like Voldomort when you drive through the crowds, Dwaine. Keep it topical.
     
  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I don't get it. Did the murder/rape occur close to you and they were doing a live telecast? Or do you just not like reporters?
     
  4. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    With a country of our population if one in a million weird freaks does something deeply dark and atrocious or just blatantly stupid or rude day then there are thousands of sick, negative, or otherwise depressing news stories that can be covered. Before the "How do you feel" polls the masses have to be conditioned. The idea is a feeling of discontent and desperation hatred for your fellow man and fear for society as a whole. After the polls indicate people feel this way then come the news about solutions and the polls that tell us which solutions are logical.
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    hey dumb asswipe, quit using the "online reply generator". Almost as original as your opinion on Geroge Bush
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    both
     
  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Yeah, there is nothing like trying to hide your face from those reporters in cuffs...
     
  8. Joeslogic

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  9. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    I think the fac that the news has such poor disregard for people, and their lives, that it is bullshit when they can smile as they talk about either, then follow up a serious story with something so stupid as harry potter retards dressing up as harry at the fucking book sale. I feel his pain. They have no compassion for the victims, and brush off their story as if they were as insignifigant as some 30 year old virgin who lives at home with his mom and helps her take care of her 49 cats, but as long as he is first in line at the book store they will keep a camera on him.
     
  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I make my living off the evening news
    Just give me something-something I can use
    People love it when you lose,
    They love dirty laundry

    Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
    I just have to look good, I dont have to be clear
    Come and whisper in my ear
    Give us dirty laundry

    Kick em when theyre up
    Kick em when theyre down
    Kick em when theyre up
    Kick em when theyre down
    Kick em when theyre up
    Kick em when theyre down
    Kick em when theyre up
    Kick em all around

    We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
    Comes on at five
    She can tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam
    In her eye
    Its interesting when people die-
    Give us dirty laundry

    Can we film the operation?
    Is the head dead yet?
    You know, the boys in the newsroom got a
    Running bet
    Get the widow on the set!
    We need dirty laundry

    You dont really need to find out whats going on
    You dont really want to know just how far its gone
    Just leave well enough alone
    Eat your dirty laundry

    Kick em when theyre up
    Kick em when theyre down
    Kick em when theyre up
    Kick em when theyre down

    Kick em when theyre up
    Kick em when theyre down
    Kick em when theyre stiff
    Kick em all around

    Dirty little secrets
    Dirty little lies
    We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie
    We love to cut you down to size
    We love dirty laundry

    We can do the innuendo
    We can dance and sing
    When its said and done we havent told you a thing
    We all know that crap is king
    Give us dirty laundry!
     
  11. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Where's the clappy hands emoticon when you need it?

    Did I ever tell you guys how much I hate the fuckin media?

    Kick the ones they want up stomp the ones they don't down. Sip a coffee, be jovial, and exploit popular opinion to inflate their Harry Potter stock.
     

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