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Discussion in 'More Serious Topics' started by improtected, Jul 6, 2007.

  1. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Wellness center? You mean I was right?

    Is it anything like...
     

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  2. Fugly

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    What is the name of the business? Is the word, "Spa" in there anywhere?
     

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  3. phatboy

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    So where is that friendly's place located? Nothing like a good home cooked meal and a rub and tug afterwards!
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

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    Improtected is a real professional!!! she gives no rub and tugs, she gives legal "relief" massages.
     
  5. improtected

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    ok, if you must know.. here's the link to our site
    www.templeofbliss.com
     
  6. JEFE

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    Wow. Not THAT's what I call Living well. Anyway, we're all way off topic here again, as usual. What Improtected needs is information on how to stop some psycho from harassing her or one of her employees.

    I know that in Maryland there is a number you can dial, similar to *69 to get the last call that came in. Whenever the guy calls, you dial it and it logs it with the phone company. It doesn't do much to stop them but when it comes time to show the authorities examples of the harassment, you can get the log from the phone company as proof.

    I don't know if it's illegal to record calls in your state but it is in MD without permission of the caller.

    Is the guy just calling, or is he actually showing up there? If he's showing up and acting weird, I'd call the cops or something.
     
  7. ucicare

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    I'm moving to Santa Cruz.
     
  8. improtected

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    nah, so far he's just calling but we won't be here at the time of his scheduled appt on friday. we're going to have a girls' day instead. i told him the appt was cancelled and then he called her at home again to see if she would see him at his home.

    i called my lietenant grandpa (see: smokey and the bandit) and he's on it like white on rice. we've got the revolvers in check and everything will be ok.
     
  9. phatboy

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    I may have to stop by....with all those scantily clad hot massagers I may be like borat, "You start, you finish"

    :)

    Is he being polite when he calls? Is it him just calling being annoying, or is someone saying, "Look we dont appreciate your phone calls, and you are harrasing my employees"

    Or is it like,

    "I am sorry my gout is acting up and Im having a hard time driving, is there anyway you could stop by the house?"

    "No we cant do housecalls, but we can reschedule you till you are more able to drive"

    "you sure you cant stop by the house, theres an extra 10 in it for you"

    "yea, see you in five"

    :)


    How did he get her phone number? Are people still listed these days?
     
  10. TheGrimJesus

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    Clicked on Tantric Ecstatic Bodyworks, and you say this isn't a whore house with a straight face shame on you.
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

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    BWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE so right. that looks like an escort service. Anyway, i just finished up the sony press conference.
     
  12. TheGrimJesus

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    As did I and I was not impressed.
     
  13. ucicare

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    Off topic again -

    Did any of you see the services and price list for the Temple?

    Therapeutic Bodywork ~ $120/hour, $160/1.5 hour
    Body of Bliss Massage ~ $190/hour, $280/1.5 hour, $380/2 hours
    Tantric Ecstatic Bodywork ~ $225/hour, $325/1.5 hour, $425/2 hours, $600/3 hours
    Couples Bliss Sessions: $500 for 1.5 hour session; $600 for 2 hour session
    Double-Priestess Bliss Session ~ $400/1 hour and 15 minutes
    Yang Healing Sessions ~ Prices vary, please inquire for more details.
    Private Yoga ~ $100/hour
    Spiritual Counseling ~ $100/hour
    Tantra Education ~ $100/hour
    Dance Instruction ~ $100/hour
    Personal Companion to Go on Nature Hike ~ $100/hour
    Home Energy Clearing & Blessing ~ $100
    All-Day Guided Shamanic Spiritual Journey ~ $100 consultation, $700 private journey



    Maybe I need to open a practice in California. Anybody that would pay $500 for a Couples massage would probably be gullible enough to fork out the same for Couples Counseling. I see real potential there.
     
  14. TheGrimJesus

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    Those are sex prices dude. She's running an escort service.
     
  15. ucicare

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    Dang, that place offers prostate and "rosebud" massage. I bet you can't get that in Alabama.
     
  16. ucicare

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    I actually know Improtected Grim. She lives in LA, which is Lower Alabama. Can't you see that she posted a link to some place in California?

    She is just pulling your chain.*

    *Effectively, I might add.
     
  17. TheGrimJesus

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    I don't read minds I saw a link. So what do you expect.
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

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    I still say shes a hooker... Just a personal opinion, but in retrospect, aren't they ALL hookers?
     
  19. ucicare

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    You mean that I can get sex of $100 an hour in California? That is MUCH cheaper than what I pay here. I figure with the House, Car, etc. divided by the twice a week (if lucky and all the planets align) encounter, sex is costing me about $600.00 a session.

    Major lives in a much more expensive house, and gets it less according to his reports. I say he is paying $1500.00 or better.

    Roadtrip.;)
     
  20. Dwaine Scum

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    exactly, ALL fucking hookers, at least the hookers in california are just more reasonable
     

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