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  1. improtected

    improtected New Member

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    i own a wellness clinic. not a FUCKING MASSAGE PARLOR
     
  2. phatboy

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    Sorry sorry, me no understand, me make light of everything........

    So she made a housecall in the past, or she had said she could? So like maybe she was offering happy endings and then got cold feet?
     
  3. improtected

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    i apologize, i've spent a minimum of 10 years trying to change people's perception and it's really exhausting.

    anyway, she hasn't made housecalls while working for me, but i'm gonna make damn sure she doesn't start.
     
  4. Nauseous

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    Testy.
     
  5. improtected

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    you should see me when i get REALLY worked up.

    that red haired-temper tantrum starts and then the entertainment really begins.

    ... but now i'm much better. the kids are finally asleep, and i'm eating homemade mango icecream. yum yum.
     
  6. Joeslogic

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    Don't worry Imp Phat is just making light of the situation.

    Phat I get the impression Imp is one of the more open minded and well rounded individuals you will come across. That kind of humor insults her professional character not to mention women in general making knee-jerk references to "the oldest profession" although I'll bet she would be cool with it in most any other arena.

    Just a hunch. People in the counseling field or "wellness clinic" can be some of the best conversationalist when they are in the mood. Some go in with the idea of helping others and become hardened with reality. They still try to retain a firm hold on their belief in goodness, humanity. This gives then a great perspective outlook on life. Others are simply pushovers. Or radical believers in instituting a state run safety net against all things evil and nothing is anyone’s fault everyone is a victim of their environment. These just annoy me.
     
  7. TheGrimJesus

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    Wellness Clinic is that what they are calling Brothels these days?
     
  8. improtected

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    would you know? have you ever been in either? have you ever felt the pure relief of your body taking over and healing itself as it was created to do? have you ever been at top performance because your body was free of poison - both physically and mentally? in a wellness clinic you would.

    and you who talk about brothels... do you know what it's like to be fucked so hard, and so deep that you're left limp and motionless like a wet rag? dump the blow-up doll, i mean, get off the Wii and maybe you'll get the chance.
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

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  10. Dwaine Scum

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    yes, it's a Jack-shack. please get it right
     
  11. TheGrimJesus

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    I see your a hippie. Next you will tell us to shove a hose up or ass and shoot rice crisps up there to cleanse us.
     
  12. phatboy

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    Uh, no.

    :)
     
  13. MAJ Havoc

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    My wife does.

    (If only I'd been there to see it)
     
  14. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Seriously. What kind of business is this?
     
  15. TheGrimJesus

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    You ever see that Farris Bullier Movie were he was in the 1800's and hanging out with Kellogg's dude at his "wellness center" yeah that's what it is.
     
  16. phatboy

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    Dude, what kind of medicine are you on? I need to change my signature to this quote. That is freaking hilarious.

    A wellness center is a place where they do massage therapy along with other 'natural' remedies. I am guessing. Steam room types, hot rocks and what not. Not sucky - sucky like where schmed likes to hang out at.
     
  17. TheGrimJesus

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    Phat your confusing a wellness center with a Physical therapy center.

    Wellness Centers are those new age mumbo jumbo healing bullshit like shoving raisins in your ass.
     
  18. Nauseous

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    I already asked this. She said she owned a "wellness center" and then got all oxymoronish on me by writing in all caps and getting feisty.
     
  19. MAJ Havoc

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    No, it's pineapple and coconut.

    If you like Pina Colonic and getting caught in the rain........
     
  20. TheGrimJesus

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    Either way listening to her talk I wouldn't go 10 steps near the place.
     

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