I got the fix! It worked for this girls baby tooth and could work as well for the cat. Jut a little different technique. http://www.joecartoon.com/videos/327-parent_of_the_year
Raccoons are awesome. Cat urine/feces is vile. I hate tropical fruit scented products because they have that cat piss twang to them. I want 400 dogs. BTW, fuck PETA. http://www.petakillsanimals.com/
It's OK, Flounder... Nobody's going to think any less of you... Now go in there and shoot that horse!
I dont know about barry, but here is what mine are up to at any given moment.....except at night when you are trying to sleep.
No, I'm recovering from the 4th. For some reason I lost my mind and ate a Bratswurst dog with slaw and mustard. Just one. I also got to enjoy an upclose and personal experience with a horde of sea lice. Lots of fun. Anyway, the Kitten is alive and and well. I has taken up residence in my neighbors open carport, which harbors a complete junkyard of used furniture. It shows up with the raccoons for dinner each night. I refuse to actually claim it, but any Cat that can make 'coons share their food deserves a chance in life.
LOL! Seriously, though - Barry's fallen for the kitty, I know it... Fuck, I've got a momma cat in my back yard right now with two kittens... And yes, I'll step up to the plate and admit that I HAVE been feeding her, and taking her water. I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to openly admit my kindheartedness towards wayward animals (unlike some people we could mention)... Honestly, Barry - I'm proud of you. It speaks volumes towards your character, and at the same time, it reaffirms your compassion towards life in general. Will you marry me?
I named it "A" in honor of the way it can purr and look so cute right before it pounces on you and scratches your eyes out. Yes, I am joking. I actually named it "Come'ere." It's middle name is "Yudam", and of course it's last name is "Cat." "Come'ere Yudam Cat" He/She seems to love it. I am trying to keep my relationship with Come'ere on a professional level. You know, I give it food, and it keeps the lizards, frogs and mice in check. So far so good.
Major is a Comic Genius. I swear you ought to write for somebody. Maybe Jefe could give you a spot on the main page. Make him pay up front though. All I ever got was checks that bounced and one undersized T shirt.
You still haven't answered me, Barry... Will you take my hand? I see how it is... Fuck you, anyways... I'm sure there's a thousand girls out there just like you that take in kitties and want to be with a sensitive guy like myself... But don't worry, I'll keep that little fling we had a secret...
I decided that I hate cats. The neighbors cat killed a baby bunny and dismembered it in my yard. I threw him over the fence and blocked his entry. I'm done with him. That's the forth thing he has killed and left in my yard. The SOB owes me about 150 bucks for all of the medical care and food that I have provided him. I think my future dog is going to be a cat killer.
