why do fish swim in salt water?

because pepper makes them sneeze!

 

I'm pretty ashamed to admit that I will probably tell that joke to my brother's kids.

 

how come when soeone is hit by a car, thier shoes come off?

 

I'm going to regret biting, but ok. Why?

 

Honestly man, I have NO idea, but it's pretty freaking funny

 

Let me be the first to use the green smilie.